I agree with you that many states have laws that are way over the top. You should not be able to be charged with "Driving" Under the Influence unless you are actually engaged in driving a vehicle. I too have heard stories of folks getting DUIs for sleeping in their car while drunk, and I disagree with that.
That said, if you do get in the car drunk and start driving, you no longer have civil liberties, because now you are infringing on my and my family's safety and well being, and at that point you have failed as a human being.
So I guess I have two recommendations. One, stop giving DUIs for stupid crap, and two the Air Force should have very clear and very harsh punishments for folks caught DRIVING under the influence. One standard, for all Airmen, that is clear and absolute.
I personally believe that the harsher the consequence is, the better deterrent it will be.