Why would the AF pay someone to be proficient in Spanish when, judging by the number of rearview mirror flags I've seen, we have approximately 1,000,000 Puerto Ricans on base we could send on these TDYs?
And I think if need be we could mobilize the bagger corps at the commissary for taskings in certain AORs, if you know what I mean.
Failing out of IFF/ B-Course/ whatever isn't something to be ashamed of. It may end up being the best thing to ever happen to him.
Suggestion on how to meet people at wherever you end up: Get a job. Go get a degree/ masters. Have a life outside of the Air Force.