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I will counsel any second lieutenant that salutes me that if it happens again I will punch them in the face. It goes without saying, you're a f*cking lieutenant. Jesus. It's also an unwritten rule not to be gay (not homosexual, that's allowed now, just gay as in like this guy). With all due respect, the good Col. has broken unwritten rule #1. From the article: Which one of you 2Lts is ready for the fast-track to command? Do you solemnly swear to increase queep at every opportunity? Will you vow to totally lose focus on the actual mission after 6-9 exec/staff/school assignments? Are you prepared to be promoted BTZ? And in his thrilling next article he's gonna push club membership? Give me a f-ing break sir, with all due respect of course... Time for bed...so angry...

Apparently it can't be a tradition if it's not written in an AFI "Ohhh sweet glaaaviinnn, he's right, the ID cards do only say LT! How do we know who is what???!!!"

Dear God, I would plow her like a field in the spring time. I don't care if she's a coked out whore, she looks like she could take a dick, and some girls pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

Damn, then I guess this won't work. I was on the way back from another TDY and saw this in the Sky Mall catalog. I thought it would be the perfect accessory for an "Undisclosed Location." Its made for bikes, but could work as a bandoleer/belt. https://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203679009&c=10811&v=&ruleId=929,934&cm_sp=Recommend-_-YMAL-_-ProductPage

I've got a better idea. You know what would really raise my morale? Send the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders or the Playmate of the Year on a USO tour. Same or less money, more effect, and morale is actually lifted! Problem solved.

I'm a resident but will heading down range pretty shortly... Oh, and I already fucking googled it. Read the FL statutes, read random comments from random people, read bad and good advice. Got on the relevant FL websites. I know what’s possible, but I’m looking for personal experiences from our community.

I have a lot of speeding tickets. A (civilian) security manager at an ANG fighter unit recently told me that I can obtain a TS clearance to fly Hercs, tankers, etc. but I wouldn't be able to obtain a TS to fly fighters. I was under the impression that a TS is a TS, regardless of platform. Is it true my driving record would receive more scrutiny from OPM as a fighter UPT selectee? [ 02. November 2006, 11:54: Message edited by: Toro ]