Hey, Masshole:
Just found this on another board. I suppose it's probably old news to the physics geek crowd, but here y'go:
"We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
EDIT: format
Interesting Factoid: Did you guys know that USAF F-16's have only have 6 total air-to-air kills (ZERO in the gulf War)....all with missiles I think? I just thought that interesting after how much I've had to listen to the capes of the 9-G death machine. I guess that stat would make airshows their primary mission.