Dear Israel, Arab League, et al -
We are broke. Please take care of this yourself.
Sincerely,
The United States of America
PS: Oil below $50/barrel would be nice.
We've seriously contemplated having a "lower patches" Friday in place of heritage patch Friday, which is now verboten. Take all four patches on your flight suit and place them as low on the velcro as possible. It looks ridiculous, and from my preliminary research, is totally legal.
"And break a major rule of engagement? I heard The hard-deck for those hops will be 10,000 feet...there will be no engagements below that. The rules of engagement are there for your safety and the safety of your team. They are not flexible and neither is the CFACC...obey them or you are history" (Especially in tis time of the RIF). My buddy Commander Mike Metcafl from the CAOC told me this.....