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"In related news on Seymour Johnson AFB, the members of the 4FW CGOC conducted their own "Elephant Walk and Turkey Shoot" as all five of them marched on over to the Base Bowling Alley to share comraderie, Turkey Club sandwiches, and an informative leadership lecture on MyDP. "It was a real team-building experience for everyone involved in the CGOC Turkey Shoot" quoted 1 Lt James "Jim" McShoe, the council VP. "And we only had to shut down 4 support offices to make it happen! The flyers were all flying anyway, so they didn't need to fill a voucher or anything."

Guys... can we seriously stop with the sandwich/kitchen remarks made towards females? The laundry needs done as well.

Hopefully it was something cooler, like the Ops Group CC betting the Mx Group CC he couldn't give him 69 jets at once, and then shit got real.

Spoken like a guy who never flew in a crew aircraft...which is accurate given that you quit UPT, most likely during the T-37/6 phase (if you even made it that far). By the way, I value my enlisted aircrew members and their contributions 100 times more than I value whatever you do in the Air Force. Thank you for sitting in your chair--in your 1G, zero knot environment.

Of all of the jets I've refueled the BUFF is one of my favorites. Last fall I was in a four-ship of -135s refueling a four-ship of BUFFs. If that wasn't cool enough, there was a four-ship of tankers and BUFFs ahead of us and a four-ship of tankers and BUFFs behind us. It was pretty bad ass to have 24 jets going through the same airspace in about a two hour time span. The airliners were asking about all the TCAS hits so center started vectoring them over to watch. It is flights like that where you forget about OPRs, SOS, and all of the other crap at the office.

I see your Ping Pong, and raise you darts.

One of my favs: "CGOs prepped for success after two, 2-hr sessions on bullet-writing led by Top 3" Anybody else notice the chick with the reflective belt on doing a little demo work? I think the end times are near my friends.

I wonder if any AF advance agents are going to get caught up in this. Knowing the typical military reaction, they will investigate everyone down there and people will get in trouble, even if they weren't associated with the secret service prostitutes. ....all for not paying a woman in the morning..

I fear this will be the legacy of this decision once CCs start jumping on the bandwagon for fear that the AFSC/CC has shown them up.

Just for reference, how much money are we talking here?

Reminds of the Captain having an arguement at the layover hotel in front of the crew bus one morning in Rio. The professional young lady is attempting to make him pay up. He ignores her and gets on the bus, thinking she won't follow. She does. She's screaming now: "You came in my mouth and fucked me up the ass, now give me my money!" A classic moment in the anals of airline history. The whole crew witnessed it. I wish I could have had T-shirts made.

Welcome folks to the 69th Annual convention of the Player Haters Ball. Hate hate hate hate hate hate.

Wow. Respect.

Actually, they only charge $47 but it would be impolite to ask for change

The Sec 3 in the BUFF should be titled "More Normal Procedures".

You went to college in Space? I was asked in an ANG interview why missileers wear flightsuits. I told him I had no idea why (at the time I didn't) and that it seemed ridiculous to me which he took to mean I hated my job and was shitting on my own people. Another guy from the same unit on the very same day was giving me shit for missileers wearing flight suits and that we didn't "deserve" the leather jackets (whatever the ###### that means). I realized that most missileers don't care except for the convenience factor and the pilots that complained about it were just whiny bitches. That's about as far as the argument needs to go.

China has us all figured out...

There are some who call me... 'Tim'...?

Sweet callsign brah!

Can you make me a sandwich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxKEmDwyuA

Well you aren't going to earn any respect by whining like a little bitch. By the way, some of us do know plenty about space. What's your point here? Do you know much about SEAD? Or CAS? Or OCA? Fact: I know a fuck of a lot more about your job than you know about mine. Why is it that space and cyber dudes always cry that no one understands the nitty gritty of what they do when 1) if you ask, they "can't tell you" anyway and 2) they don't truly know jack and/or shit about the nitty gritty of what anyone else does either.

Fox News owes us all $5.00. What is wrong with her eyes?