Gianormous Cud chewing fest with all the Herbs telling each other how important they are as "warriors", then they pass out awards for most cud shewed, fastest cud chewed, and most cud moved from one location to another.
Personal friend of mine, today I watched him walk onto my college's football field only 3.5 months after loosing the lower half of both his legs.
https://www.ecu.edu/news/rimpfatecu.cfm
Lucky me. I'm dead center of the bullseye in Wilmington, DE. I'm ready for wind, rain, snow, whatever. But dammit, if I miss one second of my Giants in the World Series because the power goes out, so help me I'm going to....probably do nothing, but I will be very very agitated.