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I thought about getting that for Halloween this year, but I ended up going with this also creepy but more awesome eagle mask. If you want to put something ridiculous on your head I highly recommend it!

Your mother is going to be pissed if she sees this (C-9 flight nurse)! Your uncle is a retired F-4 WSO, and your cousin is an airline dude. BTW, Uncle Lloyd walked out of France after he went down and later became a pilot and flew F-84s with the GA guard.

Oh... this looks like fun. I bet it would fit in a helmet bag! https://creepyhorsemask.com/

And yet they STILL manage to fuck up the same things, in the same ways, that they were fucking up 6-9 weeks/months/years ago. If they actually are training, they sure as fuck ain't doing it right. The more you type, the more I become convinced that, in your case, SOF means Shoeclerky Oblivious Fucktard.

Don't know who you are, but fuck you.

So "Sweet I'm SOF", who are you to dictate when someone should take leave? Have you ever had to tell someone they couldn't take leave or call them back from leave or had leave cancelled on you? I have had to do all three. I'm not sure if you realize this but every flying squadron I've ever been in or stepped foot in has had a 10% rule. No more than 10% of folks could be on leave at any one time. And there are plenty of times that number drops significantly. All the way to zero. I would be happy if the support side of the AF would leave 1 person at the desk during training hours, PT time, official functions, or whatever. Shutting the doors any time between 0730-1630 is unsat. The flying and MX squadrons don't do it ever, even when somebody takes leave on Friday. I can't count on one finger the number of missions my squadrons have had to cancel because of leave. I may be mistaken but you still haven't stated your afsc, qual, airframe, E or O, etc. I fly heavies, have been an evaluator, I was a SOF and a SUP at SUPT for a few years (also spent time in the container), taught SUPT in the T-37 and T-6, and am now flying a desk for the next 2.69 years. I've written a ton of OPRs, EPRs, civilian appraisals (GS and NSPS), award packages (that actually won), LORs, LOEs, PRFs, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Put up or shut up! Buenos PS I can't believe I actually let this asshole get to me. Must of been a long week at work. Maybe I'll take Friday off. Edit for spelling and to add that MX doesn't shut down either.

Classic "just because you can...doesn't mean you should" scenario here. Don't we have enough platforms playing CAS these days? Can't comment on the air-to-air effectiveness, however....

WTF are you talking about? The Dean (who has no control over any of it) sent an email with information about something that happened last week, which some idiot auto-forwarded to AF Times. The Comm stated that what happened was unacceptable, and told the cadets to derive a way of doing this in the future that doesn't require medical help. Nothing was canceled. Speaking of which, as far as most of us recall, the tradition was the 4 deg's slaughtering the 1st Shirt. Making it an all class hall brawl event is somewhat new. This wasn't a giant fight, it was 40 simultaneous medium-sized fights, in which 20 odd folks got hurt, 6 of which required visits to the ER. And we don't have an ER on base. You want to see blood, watch intramural rugby. If the entire wing participated in 20 rugby matches the butcher's bill would have been a hell of a lot bigger.

Dad is a retired CMSgt, mom was a WAF. I'm the first to fly. Wanted to be a piano player in a whorehouse.

FIFY

Agreed. When I take a shower at the gym, I wrap the towel around my waist until I'm back to my locker, then I get dressed. It bugs me when the 70-year-old retirees wander around the entire locker room, chit-chat, shave/brush their teeth/whatever in front of the sink, rummage around in the locker or their gym bag...all naked. Getting my clothes back on is pretty much priority one for me in the locker room.

Only 1 (me). But a total of 102 years of service in 2 generations. The impressive part is my dad who served 3 tours in Vietnam and has 3 Purple Hearts for it. Sorry, but I want to brag about something he thinks is no big deal. And it is....

Because my fini flight was for me, a pilot FGO, not a MAJCOM Command Chief (my attempt at cross-thread humor). Cheers, Cap-10

Im sure you would. Then give your jets to the guard and get them to use their money to buy the pods. Turns out that's what we did.

A sober, homoerotic snowball fight turned wrestling match? Glad I went to a state school.

I am officially disturbed.

Makes perfect sense. We do need to augment the Hogs/Vipers/Strike Eagles/Gunships/Hornets/Harriers/Army RW CAS/ other shit I forgot with C models. Now where are my baseops standards for that sarcasm font...

That's my baby....

Anyone from here? Even worse, Gangnam style!

What the difference between Navigators and homosexuals? Gays have a future in the Air Force.