Too late for Christmas this year but perfect for new years! Saw this in the squadron bar:
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle of Weed
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the Weed to check quality. Take out a large bowl; check the Weed again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Weed is still okay. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two eggs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Weed to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Weed. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoonfull of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360's and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Weed and wipe the counter with the cat.
Hoopy Hollandaise!!