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Choke yourself.

That's bullshit man. I went to the website advertised so I could pick some up and it no longer exists. Guess I'll just go back to my trailer and drown my sorrows in my girlfriend's 44LL tits.

Really? You didn't get that it was a metaphor?

This just proves how ridiculous the policies are! You're telling me that in two weeks your wife's physical fitness increased so dramatically that she went from a "fail" to a 90? Or was it that the test she failed was such a crock for whatever reason and then turned around and got a 90 two weeks later. GMAFB. Did she have other "life issues" that caused her to fail?

https://www.au.af.mil/au/dlmasters.asp As said above, Masters progress is a strat'able item for the Captains board.

Why pay anything when the AU masters degree is free?

As long as they can find some data plates, it will be worth it.

Most of the people I've seen fail the PT test were skinny guys that either couldn't run or couldn't do sit-ups. However a Sq/CC, who has the authority to give referral OPR/EPR's for PT test failures to subordinates, should be fired for failing their own PT test.

You're welcome. I don't understand WTF is wrong with wanting people in the military to be in mediocre shape. Nobody says you have to get a 100, but if you can't haul your fatass around a track in 13 something minutes and do 30+ pushups and situps, you should find your way into a profession that doesn't have fitness standards. There are a million things I find retarded about the Air Force, holding people to a fitness standard is not one of them. Mandatory unit PT is one of those retarded things. The waist measurement is one of those retarded things too, no doubt, but very few people fail only for waist measurement. In the last two years, my unit had 18 failures, not a single one failed just because of waist measurement. Don't worry, you're perfect for mall security. You might even get to ride a Segway...walking is tiring.

We have had two SQ/CCs fired at my base in the last two years for failing PFTs. In both cases they were terrible leaders and commanders in general, so I was happy to see them go. If you can't pass our easy ass PFT, you shouldn't be a squadron commander, in my opinion. I find PT failures to be symptomatic of bigger issues. I have very rarely seen someone fail a PFT that had every other aspect of their life squared away.

I'll take the credit for that one. An e-mail dated 2/12/12 to that site, "I hate it when people tell me how to do my job, but check out Col Robin Olds, married a movie star, knew John Wayne, opened up a can of whoop ass on the North Vietnamese in the sky. His biography "Fighter Pilot" is the best book ever. Cheers, Me" You're welcome fellas.

I think that may have been a secret FU to the inspectors. Win.

Actually, that's pretty much how I remember my last Red Flag.

F'ing funny.

We would, but someone just figured out the Feds get reward points for using their credit card. So, raising the debt ceiling will make us more money.

Debatable

You guys are acting like common sense will have something to do with the basing decision.

Burt Maclin had unfinished business.

Do they even make an effort to explain how Andy from the Pawnee Parks & Recreation department ended up in the SEALs?

Robin Olds gets an entry. https://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=784151231971