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Wow. On a lighter note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu3WTghLUtA

This dude has been correct in almost everything he has said, mostly the party line, but what do you expect?? Ask him about VSP, RIF, AF future; you guys are bogged down. I know most of us are pilots and he may be not, but not all AF leaders are pilots (sucks). Lets get this forum back to the real AF and less bitching, continue some bitching, but ask about real issues, AND OFFER FIXES! Maybe that is a new forum. I'm just a ANG fighter pilot Major, but lobbing grenades at a senior dude that might listen is crap, if you complain, recommend a fix!

Attached is something you may or may not have seen before--Neil Armstrong's travel voucher from the July 1969 trip to the moon. FG edit to add attachment Armstrong_Travel_VCH_to_the_Moon-July1969.pdf

I don't think having a happy/supportive family and serving 20 years are mutually exclusive...

I'm not sure why you have to bring little people into this.

World peace through Oktoberfest.

Guys, this thread needs a boost! Try this link and get to posting some pics from it, it's time this subject pushes the Zimmerman one off the front page! I've even bumped up the number of images that can be posted per post so we can get maximum enjoyment out of this thread! My contribution...

That guy was lucky he didn't go into a flat spin and head out to sea after getting caught in the B-1's jet wash!

It cracks me up that the guy filming the whole things continues to pan towards the runway to record the B-1's takeoff almost as though the mishap he just filmed never happened. Edit: Cap-10 beat me to the punch; great minds think alike.

Was there a B-1 near?

Go find an engineer that knows how to use a slide rule...

You think that is supposed to impress us? Combat mission count.... go. Don't forget, nerd: this is the AIR Force. Without us, you'd be in the lower rungs of human resources at Blockbuster Video or something. Eff off.

And his boss is a _________. Game, blouses.

Search "Finance Guy" for a primer in useful contribution to the dialog. It is baseops.net after all, not MPF.net.

Wow. I'm guessing you know a lot of folks who failed out of personnel school and went to UPT?

Found: CVR leak! Tower: "Asiana 214, you appear short on your approach." Pilot Bang Ding Ow: "Confirm wi tu lo?" Tower: "That's affirmative. Unknown voice in cockpit: "Wi Tu Lo, pilot just say you name." Wi Tu Lo (sipping coffee): "Why, sum ting wong?" Sum Ting Wong: "What you want." Wi Tu Lo: "I ask, sum ting wong?" Sum Ting Wong: "Ask me what?" Pilot (shouting): "Sum ting wong. Anyone know why wi tu lo?" Sum Ting Wong: "Why Wi Tu Lo what?" Pilot: "Why wi tu lo on approach?" Sum Ting Wong: "Wi Tu Lo not on approach, he on coffee break." Pilot (frustrated): "I repeat: sum ting wong. Why wi tu lo?" Sum Ting Wong: "Ho lee fuk, I confused." Ho Lee Fuk: "Me too." Pilot: "Listen up. Sum ting wong is wi tu lo!" Sum Ting Wong: "I not Wi Tu Lo!" Pilot (shouting): "I know who you are... Ho lee fuk, look at the altimeter!" Wi Tu Lo: "Not Ho Lee Fuk either, but Wi Tu Lo." Pilot: "I know wi tu lo!" Wi Tu Lo: "I know him tu, he is me." Pilot (exasperated): "Ho lee fuk! Sum ting wong, wi tu lo, and I'm surrounded by incompetents!" Wi Tu Lo whispering to Sum Ting Wong: "Well, he no Jackie Chan himself." Pilot (shouting): "Ho lee fuk, we're about to crash. Notify the tower." Ho Lee Fuk: "Will do. You save plane and our names become famous as Captain Sully's." ETA: Boeing trying to sell S. Korea the C-17 yet? Bang. Ding. Ow...

Not as awesome as the rest but this is one I took at the Hofbrauhaus, Munich a couple years ago.

God I love tits. And beer. Sue me, Gen Chang. You pussy.

Wait, I thought we couldn't go around because of the "threat"? You know, the threat from Al-Qaeda. I think in the past 10 years Al-Qaeda in Iraq and Afghanistan has done bout 4 million dollars worth of damage to USAF aircraft, "we" on the other hand have done close to 800 million. Know your threats!