As previously mentioned, I think the chip may be located somewhere other than your shoulder
I mean exactly what I said...the risk of something going wrong vs the procedure going as intended are very low. Are you trying to say that 100 deaths per year is a large statistic? I'm not trying to downplay that there IS a risk...but it's not a large risk, especially for a medical procedure.
I'm done with the dick talk, if you don't want it for your kids or are upset that your parents chose it for you, so be it. Let's move on