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So that's false unless you're assuming an entirely ballistic profile, which is pretty bad for an aerodynamic body. Credibility killed.

Shut the fuck up, Scoobs.

Joyride in an A-4. https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-tale-of-when-a-marine-mechanic-stole-an-a-4-skyhawk-1745015819

It works. Personally ops tested the past few years.

Highly suggest you fellas take a few and go see the safety dudes on this one. Chuck

That little "tit" of Turkish territory sticking down into Syria that they violated is barely 3 NM across at it's widest point. Do you really think it would be that difficult to accidentally fly over such a small piece of territory, especially if you're busy with other mission related duties?

A bunch of us have already done this and are flying F-35's. It's really pretty easy. 1.) Don't suck. 2.) Finish #1 in your pilot training class 3.) Call AFPC or the Navy equivalent and make sure that they put an F-35 or F-18 Super Hornet in your assignment drop. 4.) Fly around with afterburners lit everywhere and make GoPro videos to dubstep music to upload on Facebook/Youtube/Vimeo to impress all of your closest internet friends. 5.) Marry a supermodel. 6.) Profit. It's really pretty easy and it's obvious you've done your research on here. Whatever you do though, don't join the real Air Force and find yourself stuck doing queep all the time jumping through hoops for whatever next assignment/promotion you're hoping for. Good luck!

After you go to FT, you'll realize just how dumb this statement is. Meaning it is highly unlikely you'll have to draw on that emotional reserve, unless you're A) an incredible pussy or B) tempted to bail because of the overwhelming lameness.

Haven't they been using contractors?