NGB: Good news guys, we're giving out a part-timer bonus!
Pawns: YAY!!!!
NGB: Ya, it's going to be totally awesome and will help retain our peeps...here you go.
Pawns: (reviews eligibility requirement)....dude, like 3 people in our squadron are eligible, and they're not leaving anyway.
NGB: ....
NGB: Oh and btw, we need to review some things...
Pawns: Opens up retirement donut of misery chart.
NGB: So here are our new requirements...
Pawns: (reviews new requirements)...dude, now only 1 person is eligible. Flips table!
We seriously only had 2 guys eligible in a squadron of ~40 pilots and neither of them have heard anything either way. I really hope this is bad gouge, but no skin off my back, I was prior-E and not eligible anyway. Well it's a gorgeous day here in Barcelona, time to meet the crew for beach/wine/tapas.