So back in Phase II my buddy is departing out to a MOA and approach asks for a PIREP:
Approach: "Hey KnifeXX, where are the tops of those clouds?"
Stud: " Uhh, I would say about 1,000 feet below me."
Approach: Say that again?
Stud: 1,000 feet be-low me
Approach (after a pause to keep himself from laughing): Above or below you?
Stud: Be-low me, I said be-low me
IP: Shutup and get off the radios.