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HossHarris

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  1. Remember, they’re enlisted and you’re an officer. every time they speak to you, task them with some trivial bullshit. Bring me the results of the last dorm inspection? How many CE Tickets are still open on the ops building? How about the dorms? I think the track is a few meters short, go measure it. Get me the names of every crew chief that grew up in Texas. The more tedious and vaguely personnel related the better. they’ll leave you the fuck alone when they realize every interaction comes with homework.
  2. Thanks for the PTSD flashbacks …. I love you, you love me. I love you, you lov/I love you …. (Barney)
  3. It’s wonderful. I’ve done both. it’s like UPT in that you get to make the light bulb come on and that’s deeply rewarding. it’s also like UPT in that after a while it’s like groundhogs day on a 6 month cycle….”here’s what you’re going to fuck up on this ride and how not to” and they still make the exact same errors. but fighters! And other fighter pilots! And highly motivated students! And jalapeño corn! And FNITFJB! And namings! And roll calls! sometimes you’ll get a bit of that atmosphere in a UPT squadron…but very timeline and commander dependent.
  4. Watching / causing the light bulb to go on above some kids cranium is absolutely worth it. Very rewarding.
  5. When all else fails, go talk to tmo and file a claim with base legal office.
  6. Two teenagers …. 19 and 18. those are adults!
  7. (Mr. Krabs Money! Meme)
  8. Unless you buy the pear from me as well
  9. Will you morons just get a room already … for fucks sake
  10. If you’re heavy/airline … I’ve got a citizen satellite wave that I’ve been very happy with. Sapphire crystal. Hacks itself off the gps signal. Can set time zone off gps if you wake up on a desert island. Solar powered. It’s been flawless. Recommend.
  11. Based on the geometry, I think the only frontage he presented to the snipers above trump was his dome ….
  12. So the concentration camp guards “just following orders” is valid defense/excuse for you?
  13. A candidate we can ALL get behind !
  14. Flyin hemmet? motorcycle hemmet? short bus hemmet? what are we dealing with…
  15. Crushing pussy is admin … married or single. Should take very little of your time and attention to do well. or maybe you aren’t cut out to fly fighters ….
  16. Cool! Now do Miami….
  17. And pass along some cat-5 stories. My boy’s at the zoo and I’m sure he’d enjoy a craniums up on the incoming supt
  18. She’s a pretty shitty chief diversity officer if she(?) doesn’t list her pronouns in her signature block ….
  19. Yup. Nobody gives a shit here. Indoor. Outdoor. Private land. Public land. Offshore. Just don’t be a dumbass. And even that is a low bar in florida.
  20. And FFS get a good gun belt. (you cannot get a good gun belt at JCpenney, Kohl’s, or the Gap)
  21. those are both terrible and not the only options ….
  22. The local, adversarial to the feds, vso guy is worth their weight!
  23. 9 and 7/8ths of them are full of shit
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