Can you imagine that traveling circus? It'd be like an army of Mormon missionaries in spangly pants.
:: knock, knock ::
"Hello?"
"Hello sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior, Jazz Hands?"
"...No"
"Well, just in case, here's a pamphlet describing how awesome TIB is to everyone inside TIB. ::whispers:: everyone outside thinks we suck & we're crazy, but they just don't get it"
"...Get off my lawn"
"But sir, we're relevaaaant!!!"