Biff_T

I like that "space flap" on the front, that'll pull all of the ladies.

That's pretty messed up.

No more than 2 drinks per sitting. Lol.

Most definitely a no dibs on goats and sheep.

It has been outed as gay. Edit: The Gay of Hormuz.

Dibs

I've never been shot but I've flown a few helicopters and I think it's a tremendous accomplishment to fly a bus into a hot LZ with a few bullet holes in your body. Good job Slover.

Bummer

Time to get that 69th booster shot!

Remember when Iraq went into Kuwait? What's different now? I understand that Greenland is important but when did the USA start going after weaker countries for their goods? We typically help out the defenseless not go after their property.

That rocket uses crack as fuel.

I really hope this is not M2 because dibs.

Carrying an undocumented immigrant.

I am the CLIT commander!