Biff_T

Biff is a good name.

We could save even more money by getting rid of UPT all together. AFA/ROTC/OTS straight into Viper or C-17. No need for the T-6 or those sweet UPT locations. Let the operational units figure out how to train them. The money we saved from UPT can be used to regenerate all those MWSs we lose during the pilot training process. Also, give everyone in the AF wings. They (non combatants) all know how easy flying is anyways. Shit let's just call every airman a Pilot. No more Pilot shortage.

The MH-139 dudes at Maxwell are doing something similar. https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3918915/mh-139a-grey-wolf-participates-in-first-training-event/

UPT locations are a hard thing to sugar coat.

Somebody come get their 2Lt.

Congrats and enjoy the journey those wings come with!

Gay.

I'd rather bang a cactus

Biff checking in. Negative on Dibs. I'll leave that one for Rachel Maddow.

No dudes though. Don't even think about it.

This.

https://youtu.be/aSMsdfY5B8s?si=2pjMv-N_Zq_mRmxs The coolest thing I've seen in a while is Jimmy Kimmel shedding some man tears. What a loser lol.

Good job sir.

Dibs!

He was.

Gay. That is all.

I only need to buy one bottle if I get it at Costco.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/diddys-indictment-baby-oil-freak-off-parties They confiscated 1,000 bottles of baby oil. That's quite a few.

This

Just take that sweet deployment or assignment. Trust me, I won't you screw you. How many dudes had that happen to them? More gents than just P Diddy got fucked in the backside. At least P Diddy liked it.

Congrats dudes!!! Have a good time with those new wings!

Dibs on those cans. Add one gag ball and a dude named Biff.

Shit, let me take mine off first.