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They're out there. Tell those six fingered bastards that @RASH and @Lord Ratner have their child support. Biff always escapes without having to pay a dime. Edit: I thought it was weird that those chicks in Dirndls always wear mittens around me.

I have no idea what I was typing a few nights ago. Edit: That was SrA Biff. I was hanging with some family and he came by to say hello. He's upset that you cant buy penthouse on base anymore.

I'd like to get that job and do it remotley from somewhere nasty. Like Songtan? @brabus I'd prefer somewhere more towards Thailand, the PI, Spain, Germany or Ireland (Fuck Enlgland). STAFF MEETING: GEN Buttlove: "Biff, how are the zoomies doing on the internet?" Biff: "What?.. .I mean. Great Sir"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox40.com/news/california-connection/new-firearms-related-laws-california-2024/amp/ I'm gonna have to start a weapons smuggling ring buying legal weapons in the US and taking them to other places in the US. Newsom likes guns in his butt.

Yeap

I just purchased a Beretta M9. For nostalgia. I never thought I'd like to see one of those again. CA is making me wait two weeks for a M9. There's another purchase I made for xmas..(Ruger 9mm Carbine) they can't give that one until two weeks after the M9 or something like that. I liked the Deep South because you can buy shotguns at Wal-Mart. Or an M9 at McDonald's. And the GD BBQ I like CA because in approximately 1.5 months that Ruger will cost twice as much due to taxes. It's almost as hard purchasing ammo. But I can buy shrooms at the tobacco store. Fucking nuts.

This

This!!! Hell yeah 08Dawg!

Wow. I just woke up and read what I wrote. Have a laugh on me. Sometimes SrA Biff strikes without warning and Capt Biff couldn't stop him lol. Woohoo.

Too much. It was fun though. It was SrA Biff. He showed up unexpectedly. Merry Xmas Sir!

Get a guard job doing mx or something related to flying. Hang with the pilots and aircrew (pointy nose or enlisted guys showing you their ballsack from chalk 2 position 50 feet (lol 50 feet sometimes divided by 10) i saw gray ball hair. 😆 Get a job flying wherever they fly . UPS, Fire bombing, Flying gay helicopters into hairy shit and pulling dudes off ...thats the best. Pulling men off lol. Or. Fly for fun. You'd be a good asset to the USAF with the knowledge you gained in UPT. Regardless if you finish. I repspect all my bros. Even the ones who became intel and.mx.officers or CROs and even missileer. Do they still wear bags? You'll be fine. I wanted to be an NBA player but I remembered that im 5'8" (almost 69). You're gonna be fine.

Excellent man!!!! No crayons were hurt making this...

If you RON in LAX or SNA let me know. We'll have a good time brother lol. No mushrooms and jump seating. I lost my physical for PTSD not tripping balls and pulling fire handles on an aircraft Im not rated in.....dumbass. that guy is not welcome . I only pull fire hanldes when Im sure we're on fire. He obviously wasnt USAF lol.. Edit: I have a pool table and no flight physical. Give me a buddy pass and I'll tell my wife im surfing lol. Let do this. Helos get it done. I won't pull the fire handles unless Im in a jungle jet...the nice one. E-175. I LIVE LIKE I JUST GOT HOME. I can't fly anymore. I miss it. Sometimes i miss the sight of tracer rounds skipping into the air. It was beautiful!!!! I miss seeing strange all-over the world. UNCLE SAM is paying me well to live the endless summer. Dont call maneuvers as a fucking wingman. STFO. Also don't forget to switch to B at the right time or something will try to kill you. BIFF

Some reason I think its gonna be some kinda AFCENTCOM color. Whatever that shit is called these days. My color matched t"U"rds and sand. .merry xmas, Jewish xmas, Church of Satan xmas and all those people downrange somewhere. BLADE 28 will bring you home or talk if you need it. FRAG: GUCCI WHISTLER pyhthon flight (student bitch asshole, learn this to be a success at UPT....shut up and sit down mean something) (nobody cares, earn it) Voodoo child (almost there asshole but Helicopter pilots dont shine their boots...My boots are now scuffed) MUSEL BLADE 28/66 AF Rescue and a lot of death, Ask Saddam . We got him Julia. RiP: Boot, Salty, 660, 6616, Banjo, JOLLY 22 And all those who never saw home again. Baseops remembers you. now gfys and take a few for those we lost Contact: BIFF on baseops.net Oh yeah, take care of our boys and girls serving. Never forget 9/11!

@ClearedHot What do retired military pilots all have in common (besides the obvious _______ (fill in the blank))?

PJs get what they want. Lol The one on the right looks like someone on meth put a black crayon in their butt (something a PJ may do weekly lol) and copied the one on the left. I bet original UPT patch was 👌.

You can take the boy out of the AC-130 but you can't the AC-130 out of the boy.

Is this racist?

Did you try the Piggly Wiggly? Those are my two favorite stores to visit in the South. Winn Dixie (let's go Dixie!) and the GD Piggly Wiggly.

Pm me

You've been hit by... A smooth criminal

This. Throughout history, a lot of good dudes have washed out of UPT. I respect the fact that you aren't blaming UPT, you did your best. You will get through this. My bros who washed out did awesome in their new jobs. Dont carry a grudge. Do your best where they send you and you'll be able to live with yourself.

Nice!