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Makes me proud to be an American!

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Yes sir! They were still wearing little SAC (sts) patches under the AMC badge..One thing about flying with all those old SAC dudes, is I knew how to make my 69 pounds of paper pubs flawless. They really liked looking at those write in changes. They also made sure I knew my shit.. I think the MAC dudes that are still left in AMC are wanna be SAC and they give out Q3s for personal reasons and not because your pubs or you suck as an aviator.

Maybe they do this so they dont bounce to the Majors as easily? Or it at least throws a small pebble in the road........ if you're at the interview, they want you. Not a lot of Q3s in my dirty little end of the 11H community. Usually given if you crashed (at fault) or blew up an engine, etc... When I was a boom (man 😢 tear), Q3s were given quite often.. in all crew positions. I think it was all those GD left over SAC Warriors!

They are importanting a fuck ton (prior enlisted measurement) of extremely right wing Catholic conservatives to California. The Hispanics have actually moved into a few neighborhoods near me and even on my street. I go to the same church as most of them. They are shooting themselves in the foot in the long-term. Lol.. that tells me they're (super Libs) really stupid. Really stupid. No shit. So stupid, I quit getting mad at it here in CA as they (super libs (mostly rich) start to leave the state. The meek shall inherit California. Biff will be surfing, calling "DIBS" on baseops.net and eating tacos.

The cool thing about all this is....eventually the super libs will get tired of having no budget and strange humans living in their front and back yards. CA economy will fail. Then people will vote differently. I'll be surfing and eating tacos the whole time.

@HeloDude is 100% correct. Thank you Sir! Biff 11H

Yeap. Lol. Piss, shit and fell down reading this. Most Excellent!

This. Fo sho Edit: Or a warrior with a big fucking brain. I'll take a few of those please.

At least my son in the USN has health insurance. Lol.

This. Not only am I client, I'm also the prior-e club president. It would be sad f it wasn't so true.

I know nice guys get you killed. By cool in the cockpit, I mean i'd fly a shitty mission with them and not worry.. Not that we'd drop acid (or shrooms) and pull fire hanldes in flight just because... @brabus

I won't call them out personally in the forum. I still respect them. Most were from the 53, a few from the MC community.. good fucking pilots (the best AF pilots) but weirdos in the sunshine. I repspect the bad leaders as good pilots... Shit I didn't even make Major. BUT Loved flying... I admit I needed to stay at the tactical level. Others (not always your top pilots) are meant for the bigger picture decisions. Not throwing spears at the 53 or MC communities, 99 percent were awesome but for some reason there were a few selected for O-6, when I was in, that seemed a little narcissistic. Once again, great pilots but you can't bang 1C's your whole life.

No one will. Just because you have golden hands doesn't make you a good general officer. I flew with a couple AFSOC O-6s in my life. They were always good sticks and some were cool as fuck in the cockpit. But my god, they shouldn't have been leading outside of a squadron level.

This. Never trust an 11H general.. what was he doing while the boys were having fun in the 53?

I pissed and shit myself reading this! Thats a LOL brother...for real We're having our next sale on New Years day! Don't miss out on the Big Henry buy two for one deal. We also call that the "General" special..

I was an O-3E.. I have an excuse. I knew my aircraft and could fly that mother fucker better than most.. Ask someone. I'll get the mission done but I wasn't the guy to send to the staff meeting in place of the CC. They only made that mistake once lol. COLs didn't like me because I told them the truth. They liked me as a pilot though. Especially on shitty missions. I like being a toddler. I like to argue with my 👊 . If they ever call me out of retirement to go kill more bad guys. I'll be ready. Just don't expect me to act like English royalty while I wear the uniform. Break Break. Russsia sucks.

This. Break, Break You're gonna be fine. Seriously look at what @Springer said too. You get to see titties in civilian helos also, those 6 fingered bithes don't care what you fly. Neither should you. Helos are fun but. For real.

Nice!

They're out there. Tell those six fingered bastards that @RASH and @Lord Ratner have their child support. Biff always escapes without having to pay a dime. Edit: I thought it was weird that those chicks in Dirndls always wear mittens around me.

I have no idea what I was typing a few nights ago. Edit: That was SrA Biff. I was hanging with some family and he came by to say hello. He's upset that you cant buy penthouse on base anymore.

I'd like to get that job and do it remotley from somewhere nasty. Like Songtan? @brabus I'd prefer somewhere more towards Thailand, the PI, Spain, Germany or Ireland (Fuck Enlgland). STAFF MEETING: GEN Buttlove: "Biff, how are the zoomies doing on the internet?" Biff: "What?.. .I mean. Great Sir"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox40.com/news/california-connection/new-firearms-related-laws-california-2024/amp/ I'm gonna have to start a weapons smuggling ring buying legal weapons in the US and taking them to other places in the US. Newsom likes guns in his butt.

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