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BIFF and Linda. I met Ms. Blair this past weekend. She said "Fucker" and it is the only thing I'm scared of on this planet. Edit: Linda Blair is someone who helps animals and veterans. She's the real deal! Not like most other people in the "entertainment" industry. She told me her father was a test pilot in the navy. She really cares about veterans. Edit 2: I didn't know I'd be meeting Linda until the morning of. My friend didn't let me know his dog was at the actual Linda Blair's house. I thought it was someone else with the same name.

A mattress washed up in the beach after the last rainfall. Trash flows directly into the ocean in CA. Newsom cares about the environment. For real. So do all the environmentalists is CA. Yet they've done absolutely nothing to stop this. Needles, left shoes, body parts, trash, human/animal waste and etcetera dumped into the ocean. That's how we take care of the environment. All fucking talk.

They'll need us to clock, map to ground it when the GPS goes out. And do a fix to fix. Shut up Nav! All it takes is a few hueys, a P-38 (or B-26) and whatever other aircraft the Flying Silverbacks will need. Oh and don't forget to toss in all the beer those mx dudes can drink. Come on Big Blue, It’s only budget dust....budget ..........dust (my favorite non flying duty, guess what that was?).

A few classics. Song that my Dad doesn't listen to.

Some people think Earth is flat or it's only 6,000 years old and stupid shit like that. Our audience is half retarded. I guess our ancestors were floating around in space for few years because we started acting like modern humans around 250,000 years ago. People are stupid. My guess is we use this "national security threat", that just so happens to allign perfectly with our Presidential election, to escalate the war in Russia. Put some regular forces Americans over there to help with the war machine.

Did they find him?

This!

The Russians are a bit ambitious with this. They should handle that minor skirmish they got themselves into first.

None taking. You don't have to be drunk posting the "Things you should listen to drunk". That's what I listen to sober as well. Scorpions are fucking awesome!!!! To Mr. Astley. Never gonna give you up. @wikz may be too young for a rick roll.

Make sure you put those F-4 hours on your official AF biography.

Lol Yeap, like a good aviator. I'd like to make change one to these demands. Chg 1. Add: Demand 11. 11. We bring back a flying sq (or group) of retirees. Something simliar to the how the Flying Tigers were in WWII, except we'd be called the Flying Silverbacks. We fly whatever aircraft whenever we want. Composite wing of dudes who are too old to care about bullshit...50, 60, 70, yo Capts, Majors and Lt Cols getting it done. I want a Huey and a P-38.

I think the problem is that dudes dont wanna join because we call it AETC. That's too many letters to be successful as a MAJCOM. Lets change it to ADC. That'll get them to join. What an absolute waste of time and resources. Good job big blue!

Yes please. Dibs

Somehow this will be a white person's fault.

Just dont spend your dough sports games that support this nonsense. The NFL, MLB, NBA and the like need fans more than we need them. I watched some of the 69ers vs the Queefs last night.. it's more of a spectacle than a sporting event. I don't know how people can follow that garbage.

shenanigans to listen to

They wanted a "fast" helicopter. That's how.

He looks like a frequent patron at a violent gay bar.

That sweet (desert not Hawaii) CAOC job is waiting for some lucky old guys.

Got to spend all your dough at the Library, you cant take those singles with you to hell..

They cant arrest me if I shoot the cops too. They aren't allowed on your property without a warrant. I'm for real, government overreach is happening and the only way to stop it is by force. If you’re a cop, don't be a mindless drone for the government. You have to say "bullshit" when you're overstepping the law. Same with us military folk.

Somebody has to do the fix to fix. This is the reality, that somehow, we'd all be tanker planners.

If they give me a huey gunship, some cobra wingmen to fly with me, a big sq bar with strippers and no queep,then and only then would I volunteer to come back. Maybe even an air tractor for a fixed wing companion trainer. Lets goooo!!!

We always had good bars. In tankers and helicopters. We had one Charlie Church CC who banned alcohol in my tanker sq, so we went to the sister squadron's bar for his tenure. In helos, we always had good bars. One of my squadrons' bar was the biggest room in the entire building. You are airmen, drink some god damned beer when you land. Dont tell the bobs anything.