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"British Airways pilot Mike Beaton loves to party." - Best first line to an article ever written. Speaking of lines, I can't remember if I snorted a few off the Welsh whore or that Spanish bird, either way, the tits were saggy and sweaty just how I like um. Not enough midgets though. Gives a whole new meaning to "Speedbird" lol. Mike Beaton is old school lol.

Wait until they attach lasers to the heads of sharks. That could be dangerous. Especially ill tempered sharks.

He ate the 🔥 fire.

The trick is to slow to around 70 KIAS, push the nose down and pull yourself around with a little collective. You only pull about 1.3 Gs. Lol

But who's gonna flash their tits in the MOA? Lol Edit: If you’re gonna do something like this, keep the CC out of the loop. This is a dumb thing to ask a CC permission for. You know the rules, if you're gonna break them, don't bring down your CC or even put your CC in a position that would comprimise him/her. That's Busch League. "You are always on parade" - some dude, especially when flying a fighter jet in 2023. There are cameras everywhere. Another thing, sometimes you're not as good of a pilot as you think (cough, cough first assignment dudes) and you crash. @Danger41 is right. No CC should approve such a request.

"What's boldface? SOF pilot heroes dont need boldface. We dont have time for boldface." - Bar War Hero. They usually dont have time for a few situps either. Look at Matt Bruce from @FDNYOldGuy's article. If he was a pilot, he wouldn't need no stinking boldface either. lol

He should be promoted not fired. Let the boys play! Says the retired Captain (USAF not USN, no churching it up Biff). lol

Both lol and before I forget....

1/4 chub alert lol

He could have just Ubered home or ordered a pizza. Good times. He lived and will have one of the funniest "there I was" stories ever.

Fishin is the Mission Could you imagine casting a line off those pontoons) You could take that baby deep sea fishing. Lol

The screaming howl of that demon bitch, Fat Amy. Lol

Thats my Battlefield 2042 (video game) tactic. Pull into a cloud and hover. Lol.

It had to be the vaccine. Lol

You mean Michael? Lol. Hes so strong and beautiful. If you disagree, you are a racist and whatever sexual-fantasy-phobe is not cool at the moment.

This

Good thing Biden is 8 decades old. God will take him back soon. He's so fucking old. There are videos of him plagiarizing others' speeches. There are videos of him telling 100% lies during speeches. Theses are from the 1980s not from now. He's the zenith of political corruption and he's the leader of the US. Ask your liberal friends if they're better off today than 4 years ago. Shit ask anyone if they're better off now than 20 years ago. If you answer honestly, the answer (for most) will be no. Thats the litmus test. Where did the middle class go? How much is gas? My house should cost 200,000k but I can sell it for 1.2 million. I live in what used to be a working class neighborhood in Cypress CA (North OC), but now only rich people can afford these houses. My used VW surfwagon is worth more today then it was when I bought it 5 years ago. The dollar is getting weaker and weaker, kinda like Hunter Biden after a few days without crack. Groceries cost more, shit even the price of dieing is going up. We need real change in this country. Real change, the hard way.

"Buck Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan." Classic. Lol

Shit even Roberta was a proud Aviator. Quit ruining my anger management time! Im trying to Biff out the pain. Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate,

Too busy pretending everything is ok.