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This!

Dibs!

Ziggy Piggy!

Hellth, A's are for pussies!

There's always a chance. Never give up hope!

It'd take a few pallets of Busch Heavy.

"What's the difference?" - Intel Officer "One likes Americans the other doesn't." - Pilot

I learned how to spell turd on baseops.net.

How many more times can that shit hole be blown up? JFC, we can't stop hanging out over there. Must be the "slappies". Left hand turns of death - Spooky

EMCON 4.... almost

Most Non Flying AF SNCOs are turds (I will never spell it with an u, those are for pussies lol), prove me wrong. "If I cant trust you to keep your hands out of you pockets, how can I trust you to fly a military aircraft?" -SNCO that isn't ops or mx "Fuck off!" - Me

The fats (fat people) need to quit washing down buckets of fried chicken with two liter bottles of soda and dildos. Because....

We could turn every Starship launch into a carnival. 30 ship fly bys, chicks in dirndls, mud wrestling (both?), good bands and balloon rides. No Kardashians. "Let's leave this fucking planet" - Starship

To do the job right, Elon needs at least three squadrons of those and a detachment of armed rescue helos.

The only way to solve this problem is to put a chick in it and make her gay.

I wonder if Elon is hiring washed up military pilots (especially those who can't pass a flight physical anymore) to fly those beasts in the future? Sign me up. This program has made me excited about being a human again. We were made to explore. Flying in space has always been a fascinating thought for me. It's good to see someone with that same passion for space exploration, doing something to make it happen. Say what you will about Mr Musk, but he definitely is pushing mankind to be space exporers in a manner that rivals NASA in the 60s and 70s.

Fuck LA and the rules. They can't take away my CCP because I don't have one. To be honest, I thought I was going to have to shoot some fucks last night driving by my house, but they were just teens fucking around. I do what's right, no matter what the law says. I'm willing to lose it all. I don't care if they throw me in jail. As long as I know I didn't cower in the face of the corrupt/idiotic government, I can live with myself in a cell. Freedom isn’t free.

If I ask all of the chicks @M2 has posted on here for a good time, eventually one will say yes. They have too....right? You ladies heard of mast bumping?

Pornhub and Onlyfans are the last credible news outlets left in the free world. Titties 2024.

The Saudi in my class was the worst student pilot I've ever met. No studying, just complaining and language barrier excuses. Nice guy, for 19 yo Saudi royalty, but not what I'd consider a threat or a good pilot. He was scheduled to marry his cousin. He flies F-15s. "What is this Boldface you speak of?" - somewhere around week six of pilot training, Saudi student.

I found the Cliffs Notes version of Osama's heart warming letter to America. Here it is:

https://youtu.be/D0emKAs5j2I?si=zb_kfFwMqkF7G_c3

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And they said you'd never have to do a fix to fix again!