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The midget was English! That jealous little bastard... Lol

Can you make it to retirement or perhaps stay afloat long enough to jump to an ANG unit? If so, in reality you are in a good position to just be a flier. Nothing wrong with that, the squadrons always need a few flying silverbacks. For flying mentorship. The young dudes dont learn how to "fly" from their CCs and DOs, its those crusty Majors and Lt Cols (and a few 2nd assignment dudes) that keep the young dudes in check or pass good flying knowledge down. There is a difference between the flying airforce and the promotion airforce lol.

I think its funny. Being a Californian, I think Texas should keep bussing them here and everywhere else in the US. Its funny watching the "leaders" lose their mind trying to explain why we can't handle more "illegals" all the while acting like we don't have a problem. Its not the "they're taking our jobs" aspect, there isnt much hope there either. I see quite a few "undocumented people" living in Coyote Creek by my house. They aren't coming here and getting easy jobs as much as they used to (economic problems, here in the US, no, it can't be). It's more of escaping an even shittier life than living in a ditch by Biff's house. I don't care about the illegal immigrant problem, I care more about the hypocrisy coming out of the liberal mouths that claim we can help, when we actually can't anymore. If we (CA) can't handle a bus of Spaniards shipped from Texas, admit that there is a problem. Fucking idiots rule the US. I wish I was exaggerating.

Good thing you're not Roberta lol.

I didn't get promoted because Im Irish Catholic from Donegal. I blame the English.. Everything is their fault. Genocide is a bitch lol.

I have experience not being promoted. I retired in 2018 as a twice passed over O-3E. I made O-4 after I retired (board was not on time and convened too late to matter lol) got the certificate and everything. Nobody but your peers care about how good of stick you are (sts). It's unfortunate, but that's the way it was when I was in. I wrote awards for my airmen, I helped write OTS packages for a few (one even became an 11H) but refused to write any for myself. I loved flying and my brothers and sisters (there were some bad ass female 11Hs) I flew with. I had some awesome Sq/CCs and DOs as an 11H as well. But if you’re not in the plan, it doesn't matter. I had a clean record (No trouble), I just chose to stay at the squadron level instead of taking the jobs that get you promoted. Prior to my promotion boards, I was a flt CC in a big squadron, I was the CCV/Chief for a few years in another one while balancing the budget for that sqd as well. I didn't care if it looked bad on my record, it was what I needed to do to help my CC at the time, he was my brother. If your peers were in charge of promoting people, the good sticks would have an edge but that's not how it worked when I was in. The board doesn't care if you can fly the shit our of your MWS, they are looking for the "clues" from leadership that you're part of the plan. Edit 2: Nothing against my 11H CCs and DOs all solid (for the most part lol). They told me it was a bad idea to just fly. I just liked it too much.. lol and beer and ladies lol.

@O Face Thanks kindly sir, you are a gentleman. Hat's tipped and monocle wink. On another note. Take a look at Clooney's face in this scene. She just crop dusted him and he loved it. 😆 @HossHarris , @brabus. I'm still pissed about this. It was total BS, it covered more of my face than those granny panties i typically wore. My attorneys are fighting Mr. Bastian about this one. It's still not over. Until then, I'll bum rides with NK, they let me wear/do pretty much anything i want.

Not if you earned it brother! Lol Edit: Roberta shouldn't even be wearing a bmt ribbon lol.

That is correct. Mask AFI Change 1 Chng 1. Biff will also partake in hot chick bikini bottom masks, especially Salma's!

Juat ask Roberta what squadron she was in at UPT? I bet she just mouth breathes as an answer...or "I can't remember" who was your flt commander at UPT? Where did you deploy? Who is Robin Olds? Lol Where does the aircraft commander sit in any us military helicopter? What is the range called in Utah next to Salt Lake, what wing is at Hill? Where in the aircraft is the Viper's flight control stick located? Are you sure about that?

The only way I'm wearing a mask again is if it's a leather one and I happen to be with 6 LBFMs somewhere in Asia. Or outside at the bus stop lol

Fuck yeah!

What happened to the Salma tit talk?

We live in the land of make believe. Its cool to be a liar. You can be anything if you really put your mind to it, you dont even have to pack your bags and tell your kids sorry about missing another birthday. No need to worry about making it home with inclement wx and low fuel. No upt, no delpoying, no danger. Just pretend. Its cool. We can all be Viper-Huey-Pavelow-Pavehawk colonels. Just beleive in yourself. Lol.

This. It was way "cooler" not wearing long sleaves for Compass (shed a tear for her) in the summer. Plus, if you end up doing time later on in life, tattoos matter. Lol

If you're worried, tell your recruiter. I haven't talked to my recruiter since 1998 lol.

Replace everything Covid related with the word gay. It will make your day a little better. Lol Edit: and if you're gay, it will make your day a little gayer lol Edit 2: "Did you get gay last winter? A bunch people I know from the office got gay. I sure hope I don't catch gay again, it hurt last time". Dude at office "I hear the gay shot makes you sick and it doesn't even stop you from getting gay." Rachel Maddow MSNBC "I support your right to wear a mask if you're scared of getting that nasty new gay variant." A.P. Hill CSA Lol

I spent time in Enid lol

Covid's gay! That is all.

I had tattoos during my OTS board, thank God they stopped shirtless applications the year before I joined (lol). Just dont get a dick tattooed on your face and you should be fine. Face tattoos and to a lesser extent arm/hand tattoos dont look good during most interviews, whether its for Jack and the Box or OTS.

Was that ROBERTA? Lol Cool video though.

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Amen!!! "Lead, I'll take the FAT ONE". FAT ONE: Salma's right tit.

“The answer is in your left hand” - Helicopter IP. Look some shit up brah (It’s brah/bruh not bra). All over this website, you will find what you seek. I know the answer but it does me no good to tell you. It will stick in your head better if you look that shit up. Just like a checkride where you don’t know the answer. Don’t be lazy brah. That gets you killed. Edit: can I get a BRA to the tanker? Lol

Looks like a Raptor dude with a new callsign. "ROBERTA" lol