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What happened to the Salma tit talk?

We live in the land of make believe. Its cool to be a liar. You can be anything if you really put your mind to it, you dont even have to pack your bags and tell your kids sorry about missing another birthday. No need to worry about making it home with inclement wx and low fuel. No upt, no delpoying, no danger. Just pretend. Its cool. We can all be Viper-Huey-Pavelow-Pavehawk colonels. Just beleive in yourself. Lol.

This. It was way "cooler" not wearing long sleaves for Compass (shed a tear for her) in the summer. Plus, if you end up doing time later on in life, tattoos matter. Lol

If you're worried, tell your recruiter. I haven't talked to my recruiter since 1998 lol.

Replace everything Covid related with the word gay. It will make your day a little better. Lol Edit: and if you're gay, it will make your day a little gayer lol Edit 2: "Did you get gay last winter? A bunch people I know from the office got gay. I sure hope I don't catch gay again, it hurt last time". Dude at office "I hear the gay shot makes you sick and it doesn't even stop you from getting gay." Rachel Maddow MSNBC "I support your right to wear a mask if you're scared of getting that nasty new gay variant." A.P. Hill CSA Lol

I spent time in Enid lol

Covid's gay! That is all.

I had tattoos during my OTS board, thank God they stopped shirtless applications the year before I joined (lol). Just dont get a dick tattooed on your face and you should be fine. Face tattoos and to a lesser extent arm/hand tattoos dont look good during most interviews, whether its for Jack and the Box or OTS.

Was that ROBERTA? Lol Cool video though.

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Amen!!! "Lead, I'll take the FAT ONE". FAT ONE: Salma's right tit.

“The answer is in your left hand” - Helicopter IP. Look some shit up brah (It’s brah/bruh not bra). All over this website, you will find what you seek. I know the answer but it does me no good to tell you. It will stick in your head better if you look that shit up. Just like a checkride where you don’t know the answer. Don’t be lazy brah. That gets you killed. Edit: can I get a BRA to the tanker? Lol

Looks like a Raptor dude with a new callsign. "ROBERTA" lol

Roberta = General Chang lol

Salma Hayek is Salma Hayek lol. Break Break. "Packers" as in Green Bay? Lol That makes sense now.

Found somebody's load master (sts;))

I think he went full Professor Chaos! Lol

Butters for the win.

https://rotorheadsrus.us/documents/hh_60g_afghanistan_2004.html https://rotorheadsrus.us/documents/mh_53m_afghanistan_2003.html No Colonel Dean on either of these. Gosh, it really must have been classified.

Agree

This is pretty normal lol. Go from fighters to helos for promotion. You guys should all know this good ole promotion trick. Its probably the best way to get O-6. We all know this. Especially, the SOF (not supervisor of flying ops but special ops fighter pilots) guys and in this case "girl". Edit: In all seriousness, the 11H community is kinda small in the world of big blue. We would be singing songs of praise for this "chick's" accomplishments, similar to that of Robin Olds. We kinda all know who crashed the Hueys, 60s, 53s, Mi17s, CVs and etc for the last 20 something years. Its too small of a world for a badass like this to go unnoticed. Must have been all those "classified" missions lol. Classified: make beleive.

Lol

Let me see that DD-214 Colonel lol.

If you look closely at this 53...... ....you'll see that Colonel dean is full of shit lol. Transformers paraphrase: "That one was shot down in Afghanistan a year ago WTF? Oh its just Colonel Dean. We should've known lol. Nobody gets Roberta".

Ive always wanted to encounter one of these yahoos and ask them what was their boldface for an engine fire in one of their many weapon systems? Or an easy one like, whats the black and white VNE for the viper, or huey or Pave Low? Dont even worry about and external factors such as DA, weight, configuration or the like. Just a basic old VNE. Nothing too cosmic. Lol. They never know. Whats VNE stand for? Is a common response lol.