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Lol. I needed hair on my feet for a few reasons: 1. Flying the Huey in Mountains when its cold outside, my feet would turn into blocks of ice. 2. To match my hairy palms. Im not sure how evolution took hold so fast but as my hours grew in the Huey, so did the hair on my feet. The hair stopped growing as thick and beautiful on the top of my head, and started sprouting on my feet.

I really hoped this woke thing was a social experiment. Where do we draw the line between sanity and lunacy? I idenify as a tasty sausage egg McGridle. Please eat me.

Holy shit! I never thought I’ d see her again. She was younger, hotter and had less facial hair (believe it or not) back then. I’m talking Fergie era. Lol. Edit: To be fair, she probably wouldn’t recognize me either. Too many hours in the Huey turned me into a hobbit.

I just got a 1/4 chub. Lol

Lol. Good times!!! I never made it to the PI, but thats probably a good thing. Lol Edit: Biff on Space A

Good things the chicks at my local trailer park never figured this out.

It's no longer a UCMJ violation to bang your bros, so this couldn't be it. Lol

The only time in my life that I've woken up around 1000 local, in a parked cab, in an alley with the driver reading a newspaper, was in south east asia. I had no idea where the rest of my crew was. I woke up and said "base" and off we went. I vaguely remember asian tits and drunkin shenanigans but the truth is still out there. We partied hard in Asia.

Dont start crushing dreams so soon my man lol. You are right to feel that way. Dont believe it until you're flying one. It would have been cool if the AF picked up those 47s we almost got. The AF flying Chinooks would have been sick. Oh well.

Reminds me of being a regional pilot!!! On my first flight at the regionals, I remember looking at the passengers entering and thinking they have no idea that i had never actually physically flown an E-175. Lol. The check airman flew the departurare out of LAX, I landed somewhere in the mid west. I cant remember where. Lol. What cracked me up the most about the regionals, was you'd fly some famous people every now and then and out of LAX. No shit, I flew Ron Howard from LAX to SMF, I thought it was hilarious to fly someone of his status on a regional jet. Lol He too likes to save on airfare.

Lol. I just pissed myself.

Go to AFSOC. Fly armed overwatch in an Air Tractor. That's probably the coolest thing the AF has invested in recently. Wherever you end up, dont tell them your baseops.net name....or let them know you asked this question to bunch of dudes on baseops. They may question your judgment. Lol

As stated by everybody In this forum, who seem to have a wee bit of experience delpoying (😉) in various different platforms, pick the mission you want. If you're lucky, Uncle Sam may be able to assist you get into that mission/platform. As for TDY/deployment rates fluctuating, I remember being ready to spend a few years of my life flying around the world playing war games. Going to good locations, banging the hottest whores and living the good life. Then 9/11 happened. I spent a lot less time in Europe and Asia, and more time in a giant litterbox in the Middle East. Its all timing. You will be gone. Whether its a tent in the desert, or an alert facility down the road from your house. Edit: The whores are hotter and easier to dance naked with in Europe, Asia and South America than in a tent in the desert or your local alert facility. Lol

Try not to piss yourself! Edit: My wife went to the same HS as Steven (several years after him) she assured me that nobody there talked with an old blackman cajun accent, especially the white dudes. Lol

Yeap. Lol. There were two marines in my class who went there on weedays (i meant weekdays but weedays seems appropriate for the topic at hand lol), during UPT, starting in Contact. The rest of us were still trying to figure where the landing gear handle was. Lol. We called it Area 51 Low.

I'd take a free life pass settlement from her local strip club for starters. Lol. As long as it's not Area 51 in Enid.

This. I was AD all the way (20 years 4 days, Im proud of that extra 4 days baby). But if you’re healthy and want to live the good life. I'd recommend Guard plus Airlines. Those dudes have it dialed in.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/901455384496507/ My wife said this parrot reminds her of me. Lol.

My first KC-10 CC was an AD AF helicopter pilot cross flow. When I went to Rucker, I was able to find his class photo on the wall. He cross flowed in the 90s though. I flew with a few other dudes who went from AD fixed wing to rotary wing. But once again, they did this in the 90’s. The point is to confirm with what’s previously been stated. It’s all luck and timing, even with crazy cross flows. Don’t get your hopes up, its not looking like they’re down sizing heavy units and riffing pilots anymore, but you never know?

Gents, no need to argue over my view on Karens and bad guys. I should have clarified my opinion in the original post. You guys are on the same team. Edit: At this point in time, Fuck Russia!!!

When you're in the game, they are filthy, piece of shit targets. I agree. I dont feel sorry for them when they are shooting at us, when they're dead there is no need to keep throwing shit on them. For context, I retired in 2018. Up until that point, I hated them all. All of those little fuckers that wore turbans (even Americans). I hated hearing the call to prayer (I didn't realize I'd ever hear that song in America). And seeing them walking out on "my" streets. Well, I even get weird seeing them in public, at home in the U.S. There’s a fuck ton of Muslims (and everything else) southern ca. To this day It's hard to look at them. I like to call them goat fuckers in my mind. Up until this very moment, It takes a lot of effort for me to treat fellow Muslim people in the US like humans. I know Its wrong to feel this way, but I can't control my mind anymore. To all the dudes still in the fight, don't feel sorry for the guys trying to kill you or the dudes on the ground. Do your job fangs out. Kill those dirty bastards. Oneday you're going to take the uniform off and you'll have plenty of time to reflect on life. I didn't start feeling bad for them (our enemy's dead and our own brothers/sisters that didn’t come home, regardless if they hit an IED in Iraq or some birds in England on a training sortie) until I had no skin in game anymore. I.E. after the military. Also, when I quit drinking in 2018, bad thoughts started to occupy my mind. For the record, I love being a free American. I thank God (or whatever my conscious talks to) everyday for being born here and not in the middle east. I also thank God that people are willing to don the uniform by choice, to do the hard stuff to keep us free. The Karen at my local Home Depot here in Cypress, CA wouldn't understand what I'm talking about. A dude who fought against us, and knows what the ultimate sacrifce means, would. Meanwhile, at the Home Depot cash register, Karen or LaKweeta (black Karen, yellow Karen, it can be whatever version your heart desires) will just smile and say "Thank you for your service....and those platic bags will cost 10 cents a peice". Edit: they wore turbans not turbines lol

Fuck yeah Sir! This is the truest statement I've read or heard in a long time.