Biff_T

I was enlisted 9.5 years, the rest officer. AD. I was a sheetmetal dude on F-16's and KC-10 Boom. I came in as an E-1. I fucked up and got chick pregnant as an E-3. I grew up Catholic, so did she. We got married. I had zero CC debt, student loan debt and a cheap ass Honda Civic with no AC. I used WIC because I had too. I was embarrassed having to put my frozen OJ, and baby formula on the counter and paying using WIC. There were other airmen I personally knew that were in similar situations. There were a fuck ton of financial dumbasses I met as young enlisted man, but the ones with families sometimes struggled and weren't always financial dumbasses.

Do you want the truth? If you go from a T-1 tracked heavy to a fighter on AD, I'll let you bang my brother's fat wife, lol. Test pilot doesn't equal fighters. The only real shot you have is to invent a time machine, go back and time and track 38s. Lol. Do the best wherever you end up. Don't carry the "I should have had fighters" chip on your shoulder. Learn your mission, fly and kick ass when/if needed. Don't be a douche. Take care of your people . Make connections with dudes you meet from other MWSs. When your ADSC is approaching, and you still wanna fly faster than sound (if you wanna fly backwards, call helicopter units), start reaching out those dudes from other MWSs you know. I bet a few of them will probably be flying fighters in Guard or Reserve squadrons somewhere. Start calling them and see if it's an option. Be the best at your job (flying and banging whores) and enjoy flying military aircraft. They are all uniquely military. You will do cool shit, even in heavies. P.S. You will find way more whores flying around the world on the regular, than flying around the flag pole.

Thats how Bud Light likes it.

Don’t worry, we all will get to hangout with them in the end. Edit: @DirkDiggler, @pawnman I'm on your team btw. Sometimes, I feel exactly how you guys do. Just sometimes, I can’t hide the fact that it hurts my stomach to see the dead piled up on display. I respect anyone who is willing do the dirty work the rest of society gets to ignore. Good or bad.

Thanks. You’re a killer? And you like to kill for freedom, money or patriotic bullshit? So did the Russians, Wagner, Taliban, Nazis, Romans, Americans. We all did it for some sort of compensation. I don’t like the people I’ve killed anymore than the next guy, but I respect them. I can’t wait to find those WMDs in Iraq. I’m really glad we destroyed that whole country because of some really, really bad intel. I’m glad we got to burn a few civilians too that’s what real bad asses do. We are not as innocent as we like to believe. It’s a hard pill to swallow. Beleive what you want, but I have more in common with those dirtbags fighting for their country, freedom or patriotic beliefs than I do with the fine men and women working for us in Washington DC. I have more in common with a guy (bad guy, good guy, who cares) who shot his enemy than a Karen working at Home Depot.

https://youtu.be/7uKO8cvp_9I

Not to thread-jack but if you have free time. See what you can do to help the young men and women who suffer from PTSD at your local VA or equivalent. They need our help. Im usually the highest ranking officer when I help (weekly) and I am a retired O-3E, sad man. Dont see alot Generals or Chiefs, mostly young enlisted solidiers and marines. Don't forget about those young soldiers, sailors, marines, airmen and coasties that are still suffering. They are my heroes!

I hate saying this so much in one week, but you're right. He shouldn't be singling out the shaving waiver as I know it affected more brothers in service than other races. But I can't hide the fact that I would laugh at his joke. Probably the reason I was forced to retire at 20 years and 4 days. In all seriousness, I agree a senior leader shouldn't be making fart jokes. Is there really a reason dudes in the service need to shave? Other than my o2 mask or mopp gear wont fit properly? Are chicks forced to shave anything? Lol.

“People” is offensive. We have received guidance that the word people is to be replaced with non aquatic, upright walking, birthing and non birthing creatures who may or may not have a house (or legal immigration status).

Lol. This is actually funny. Personally, I like seeing the AFCAM on our senior leaders, Especially a Chief. I’d actually like to see a real “warrior” in senior leadership positions. Not some dude who sat in an office his whole career.

War sucks. The dead in this video have found peace. Regardless of what side you are on, the people fighting get sent to war by politicians who need more. More power, more money and more dead bodies. In the end, the people actually doing the fighting have more in common with the enemies they’re fighting than they do with the politicians sending them to die.

We need more Bud Light!

They need to use this scene for the next AF recruiting video!

Great reference man!!! I just pissed myself...again.

Make sure it’s Strawberry Hill!

You're right man. I'm sorry to have written this. If it's offending enough to people I'm ok with mods or myself deleting it. Don't take the Gabapentin.

Lol. Is that kinda like its all pink on the inside? I did fly on NVGs quite a bit. I guess everyone had green hair after EECT.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/psychologist-testifies-trump-rape-accuser-jean-carroll-elements/story?id=99041556 Angry words.

But the slides are green? Where's the problem? Lol. Edit. When I flew, I remember looking to the left and right of me and not seeing a bunch of green haired lady men. Also, I remember seeing terrorists, they were burning lol.

When Hunter smokes crack, he turns into Russell Crowe's character John Nash in a beautiful mind. However, instead of calculating mathematics in his head like Nash, he films himself banging crack whores. Smartest dude I know.

https://youtu.be/yg06B46VVys

Getting a ride to the beach...lol This image is awesome!!! Here's the link to the article. Not as interesting as the photo. https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2023/05/01/kansas-man-upset-he-cant-buy-mini-toyotas-like-the-taliban-and-isis/ Edit: this was not me.

This picture will haunt my dreams for years to come. Lol

Future pilot right here! Flying instruments via the sim would help. Maybe even engine starts and such (if it's the right aircraft). As a dude who chair flew the night before and who woke up early to chair fly nearly every sortie in UPT, having my own personal sim could have been useful.