Biff_T

Because a large majority of Californians are mouth breathers.

Looks like he almost spilled his Burger King taking that right turn lol.

I'd advise anyone considering to vote for Gavin Newsom to choke themselves. If they happen to live through the choking, they should come visit our once great state of CA. There are more homeless people here than live in Wyoming. Everytime it rains, our beaches get covered in needles from the thousands of homeless that discard their waste into the creeks and rivers where they have established shanty towns. Instead of Disneyland, visit skid row. My favorite part is how people here complain about how shitty it is and blame conservatives, yet all of the shittiest parts of CA are dem controlled. Look at the difference between OC and LA or SD and LA. You will see the actually results of years of shitty decisions in the Golden State. You can literally see the difference between OC and LA when you cross county lines. LA county is a giant terd.

There's a rumor (which I just started) that they'll be using horses for more than food. They're pulling all of the good horses out of the slaughter house for use in the reactivated Russian calvary and horse artillery battalion. Lol

Beat the science out of her!

They're still there lol

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/india/dalai-lama-apology-kissing-boy-video-intl-hnk/index.html Suck my tongue!

Wx: "Sir, I can assure you that there is only light turbulence in the mountains." Me: "Look outside and you'll see lenticular clouds above all of the areas we're going". Wx: "Yeap, you're right. The new MEF will be out with forecasted severe". Me: "Thanks man!" I was cool with him because he didn't make any excuses. No quibbling. I never got into the whole "Im a better wxman than they are" mentality" (Ok, maybe i dipped my toes in it sts). I just compared their notes to mine. Sometimes, they were right lol. Edit: woke things.

This. At least they cant tag you for a 365 to Afghanistan during your 18th year anymore. Listen to CH for truth and wisdom. Listen to Biff for fart jokes.

We, as humans, haven't physically touched anything beyond the moon. Arguing about how the universe was created is something our minds can't comprehend. It makes me think of the humans in the past who thought the earth was flat and balancing on a giant tortoise. Maybe someday in a few hundred thousand years we'll evolve to have the mental capacity to understand. But until then, we dont know what will happen when we die (not even the smartest priest or atheist). Not a single human alive today knows what is lerking in the shadows beyond life, only the dead. I think we're better off not knowing. Enjoy your life without fucking over others. That's what matters. We'll all get a chance to see what happens after death someday. As for the universe, my mouth breathing mind thinks its been here forever. Something that the human mind has trouble with comprehending. The universe has always been here and it will continue to be here long after the sun exlpodes. There is no beginning or end in the universe.

Use the ATM outside of the juicy bar, not the one inside.

I can't wait for the tit (😉) for tat that follows. DAs in conservative cities going after dems and vice-versa. There will be no one left to run the country. Show me one politician in DC that hasn't committed some sort of crime that us commoners would serve time for. They've all done something shady to get where they are. All of them.

Lol. This is the form.

20 years goes by fast. https://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/das-watkins.htm RIP

It's been a while but from what I remember, if you're flying up the Hudson (around the Statue of Liberty) in a military helicopter, they want you to stay below 75 feet agl. Also, as long as you're not in a 53, they'll let you land at the wallstreet helipad. I took a 2 ship in there one time. The tourists were amazed, the tourist helicopters were pissed.

If it wasn't Trumps fault then in was definitely G-Ws! /s

https://nypost.com/2023/03/30/male-powerlifter-enters-womens-event-breaks-record/

https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/snake-plane-south-african-pilot-finds-cobra-seat-98401579

I used my personal card to put gas in my Huey to get home. We had to RON at a fire jumper base. They told me they had gas. I found out after I landed that they took credit cards but not the gas card or the gtc. I put a few hundred bucks in and left. I didn’t want to do the dick dance of calling home and making a big deal of things. We just flew a pretty sketchy mission the night before. When we landed, my CC laughed, and asked me "if I knew how to get reimbursed for that?" and I let him know that I didn’t care. I probably did a few touch in goes in the AOR to get tax breaks and I feel less guilty about that now.

Pop a few Vivarins. Smoke a Marlboro red. Get on a stationary bike. Ride stationary bike for 10-15 minutes. Cough a few times. Pass PT exam with an Excellent. This was my experience with the old school "bike test". Eveyone seemed happier back then Lol.

Osama Bin Laden is laughin in his grave. Did he win with 9/11? We seemed to get along better as Americans before 9/11 and now we're arguing about sending an ex president to jail because he banged a porn star and our current president reminds me of a Leslie Nielsen character. It's finally here, we've turned into the movie Idiocracy. America, It's got what plants crave.

I agree 👍. I'm out of upvotes. The politicians are the new monarchy. They like money and power.