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"Hold my beer!"

Man, what a tough question to answer. That's a lot of Eskimo brothers. However, Dibs can be used for a later date. Fuck it... Dibs (after a few recovery weeks to empty all of the sailors from inside of her). She's pretty and she'd more than likely bang a helicopter pilot.

This!

If you carry this attitude in UPT, you'll do fine. Remember, no matter how good you think you are in UPT, it's needs of the Air Force and timing for any MWS you might end up flying. All the missions link up at some point. That's where the magic (or complete failures) happen. You won't regret Helos, just remember that typically you'll be held to picking up fat chicks at the bar. The fighter dudes usually clear out all of the hot ones.

Beautiful!

Dibs

I miss flying but I really miss mountain flying in helos. The dudes fighting fire from the air have the best job on Earth.

I wonder if he had another painting commissioned with him wearing a leather dog mask?

That's how 11Fs are born!

I'll just sit this one out boys... Something about sloppy thirds doesn’t sound good.

I'm watching some fire tankers doing drops. Good shit gents!!!

Maybe they can rezone all of that property to build low income apartment buildings. That's what they (LA and Sacramento) keep pushing down to the cities in Orange County. I feel for the victims of the fire (I can see the smoke from my home) but it couldn't happen to a more smug community. That being said, I pray for the firefighters and the families who can't afford to rebuild.

We're being jammed! Too much 160th talk in one day.

When I brought up the 160th, I didn't think it'd hurt so bad? I wasn't implying you dudes lost missions to those guys. I was trying to tell the young dude it's (CVs vs 160th) a different mission. Did you end up going rotary or fixed wing after the CV? Edit: How many more times can we type 160th?

This. @RANDOMDUDE13 See above.

Trudeau looks like he could be a quarter gerbil.

Good choice. You are correct.

Not a lot of CAS for USAF Helicopters. AFGSC does either CAS or AI, but they are stateside missions. No rockets or missles just the M-240. CSAR dudes have a very cool mission. They have 50 cal and mini gun action. If you go AF helicopters, you'll have a good time. Just realize AF Helicopters are not slinging hellfires like the Army and Marines. We sit a lot of alert regardless of what helicopter you end up in.

Mother Novosel doesn’t have the same ring. Break, break @RANDOMDUDE13 What are interested in doing mission wise? If all you want to do is fly an Osprey, the Marines have the most. It's hard (sts) to get a CV-22 as there aren't that many and they are selective as to who they take into their community, especially straight out of UPT. The CV-22 mission is pretty badass but like others have said, you can't do your mission without flying. If you want to do a 160th type mission, go Army. If you want to fly Ospreys, go Marines.

I was pretty hungover for my last piss test in the AF. I got a phone call from the CC's secretary to come in and do the dance. I didn't plan on going to the office that day as I was pretty much done working for Uncle Sam. I didn't end up going to the office but I did have to go see the secretary to get the notification of the piss test. I did the piss test and obviously never heard anything about it as I retired in 2018. I was a geographicly separated bachelor and I probably drank too much at the time (Irish, prior mx, boom operator and helicopter pilot equals good drinker). My wife and family came into town a few days later for my retirement.

I forgot about this one.

The fat SrA that torched himself for Palestine made the Green Beret's suicide look rather weak.