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Biff_T

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  1. I've never spent time in Central and South America but aren't most of those dudes Catholic? I don't think any of them will be voting for abortion anytime soon. My wife helps plenty of Afghans that we fucked over. She works for a non profit as an immigration attorney. A lot of translators and others that were on our side. It's kinda shitty. There are families torn apart and there's not a whole lot of help from the US government. They actually help make the process harder for them.
  2. That's one way to do it. Lol
  3. Do you realize what would happen if I turned in my homework in your hand writing? Biff
  4. No military groomers in high school!!! However, let us groom your 7 year old child to become a transgender. The difference is nobody is forced into Jr ROTC or ROTC. As it stands, they want to force you to change your children's sex.
  5. Someday, you too will bow down to soccer. We will prance all over your NFL stadiums and flop down your NHL rinks. We march (again, more like a prance) through the baseball fields. We will never surrender! Field Fairies por vida!
  6. Liverpool vs Manchester City tomorrow. Let's go Liverpool!!!
  7. They will all "hang" themselves. Lol
  8. https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/21/opinions/the-whale-fatphobia-brendan-fraser-ctrp-stewart/index.html "Fatphobic". Lol Eat yourself into an oppressed group of people. Don't get mad at what you see in the mirror and blame others for laughing at you when you order six big macs for yourself.
  9. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/19/gen-z-on-new-college-and-career-plans-in-post-roe-america.html I cant have an abortion for convenience so I want to move to another country. It's a lot cheaper to wear a condom. Why is the USA so infatuated with getting abortions? Did George Washington fight for abortions? If I fry up an endangered sea turtle egg and put it into my breakfast burrito, I'll go to federal prison. Most of the people fighting to remove defenseless humans from a woman's body will be the same people lynching me for eating that burrito. Are they too stupid to see the irony in this?
  10. Sounds like he's a careerist with fighter envy. They never invited this guy to the bar for obvious reasons and now he's showing everyone how small his donger is. Those fighter pilots are always having too much fun. I'll show them!!!! Sounds strangely familiar. Lol
  11. https://www.foxnews.com/us/eric-adams-warns-nyc-service-cuts-prioritize-migrants-title-42-expires-cant-continue I thought they love illegal immigrants. Why the sudden change of heart? If I was the Mayor of NYC, I'd welcome them with open arms. Afterall, how can we call a human illegal? CA is the same. We can't accommodate the illegals but the Dems have historically been pushing for more. Now it's a problem? Newsom is crying as well. Saying we're not prepared. Lol. They need to own this. It's their mess to clean up. LET THEM ALL IN. Humans aren't and can't be illegal. Lol. More clown leadership. Hey Mr. President, tear down those walls!!! (Imagine the Reagan speech to Gorbachev when saying this)
  12. https://fortune.com/2022/12/16/people-refusing-return-office-san-francisco-are-behind-728-million-hole-city-budget/ Lol. I wonder the real reason why businesses keep leaving SF? Couldn't be because you ran it into the ground with your policies? No, let's ignore all of the dumb things we've enacted and blame it on the workers "refusing" to return to the office. Your city was dying well before Covid and the work from home revolution. How does it feel to run your city into decline? I hope it turns into Oakland or better yet, Detroit. You deserve this you smug bastards!!!
  13. I wonder what the six month mentorship involves?
  14. That was a good WC Final. Way to go Argentina and Messi!!! French tears taste the sweetest. Lol
  15. I'm offended by dragons. Especially if I'm not in on the joke. "Offended" is a word that has given many weak insignificant people a way to feel strong and important.
  16. C'mon man!!! There isn't a border problem. I "feel" like everything is going to be ok. feel; (/fel/), noun-the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation, experimentation, and the testing of theories against the evidence obtained. verb-a magical warm sensation combined with making a decision based off of said warm fuzzy sensation without conducting any scientific studies to support that same warm fuzziness.
  17. It depends on what your definition of "over" is. We're in the process of redefining all of the pronouns used since English started being spoken. Also, if you're a man you're not a man and if you're a woman you're you are not a woman. This is true because of the new science we discovered called Feelings.....fing feelings. Why not change a few more definitions?
  18. There's a new study out that those who received the vaccine are now immune to cancer. Also, they found out that for some reason the vaccine will also fix check engine lights on your car, feed the dog when you're away from home and provide you with unimaginable wealth. There are 100s of things the vaccine will help with (to include being a safer driver) except for preventing the spread of covid.
  19. For anyone trying to decide between fixed vs rotary wing. I found a really good answer to some differences between helicopter and fixed winged pilots. What are personality differences between helicopter pilots and fixed wing pilots? "Fixed wing pilots are all friendly. Helicopter pilots are all moody. Fixed wing pilots are all confident. Helicopter pilots are all edgy, waiting for an accident. Fixed wing pilots are all happy because they enjoy big salaries and have stable jobs Helicopter pilots are all regretful because they can’t afford anything Fixed wing pilots like women with big floppy boobs Helicopter pilots like women with small boobs and hard asses. Fixed wing pilots always let the co-jo fly because they don’t like flying. Helicopter pilots never had a co-jo so when they get one they don’t want to give him the controls. Fixed wing pilots all fly big lumbering aircraft so they feel the need to drive new powerful Porsches and they drive them fast. Helicopter pilots all fly sporty responsive helicopters and have near death experiences almost daily so they drive old pickups and they drive them slowly. Fixed wing pilots go to the gym but just do curls with 5 pound weights to be seen in the gym. Helicopter pilots start out with 15 minute headstands and then deadlift 200 pounds 200 times at home where no one can see them. They are ashamed to be seen not lifting more. Fixed wing pilots like to retire at 52, because they are tired of the way the company treats them Helicopter pilots like to retire at 75, because their customers which have an aviation consultant are concerned that the pilot will have a heart attack in flight. For fixed wing pilots a long tour is a trip from LA to Melbourne with a three day lay over and return to LA. They complain about the jet lag. For helicopter pilots a long tour is being home 10 days in 15 months. They complain about too much time off. When a fixed wing pilot has a holiday, he and his wife will get a free flight to Fiji and stay in a free hotel and sit by the pool for two weeks, working on their tans, and drinking pina coladas from a coconut with pineapple chunks and a pink umbrella on the top. He scans the poolside for other pilots to swap stories with and as the day draws on some wife swapping may occur. Then refreshed, invigorated, and ready for work, he will return home. While a helicopter pilot's wife goes to her sister’s on vacation to read romance novels, the helicopter pilot feels the need to prove something to the world so he will train hard for a year for this day, working on endurance and breathing. He will fly to Lhasa and trek to Advanced Base Camp for Everest at 21,000′. Then exhausted, and ready for work, he will return home. A fixed wing pilot’s best friend is usually a black or golden Labrador Retriever. If his yard is big enough he may have two or three. A lab is a very intelligent animal and can be taught how to do very elaborate dance maneuvers, get a beer out of the fridge, close the fridge door, and give a high five on command. Due to the helicopter pilot’s vagabond, here today gone tomorrow lifestyle, his best friend can usually be found in any stripper bar. If the stripper bar is of sufficient size, he may have two or three friends there. The stripper may be able to teach the helicopter pilot some dance moves but they are usually not too elaborate and of short duration. More often than not it is the helicopter pilot that gets the beer out of the fridge for the stripper. Fixed wing pilots always seem to marry an NFL, NBA, or college cheerleader. These cheerleaders always seem to come from an old money, staunch, fanatical Christian family. The girl doesn’t want to get cut off from her inheritance so her and her father will try to convince the fixed wing pilot that due to the automation of modern airplanes, he no longer has any control over whether that aircraft will safely arrive at it’s destination or not. That decision is made by a higher deity. In addition, she will offer the fixed wing pilot any kind of sex he can dream up for the rest of his life if he’ll just go along withe their religious views, go to church with them every Sunday and sing, and say grace before every meal. From this day forward, the fixed wing pilot’s life is changed forever. Helicopter pilots have seen lots of cheerleaders on TV and on the Internet but have never actually met one. After a day of moving seventy 2000 pound loads on a 200′ long line, into a tiny hole in the Indonesian jungle at 5,000′ with 6–8 drillers running around below him, the helicopter pilot knows that the only thing that kept him and the drillers below him alive was his skill, his decision making, and the quality of the engineer that is looking after his machine at night. He knows that nobody in the sky determines his fate and dancers to the beat of his own drum. Invariably most helicopter pilots have met their wives in the Atheism section of the local bookshop. After a quick coffee at the nearest coffee shop and several question to confirm each other’s non-religious beliefs, they are quickly married. In the months to come they soon realize that their belief in Atheism is the only thing they have in common, including the use of sexual toys, wife swapping, and black labs. From this day forward, the helicopter pilot’s life changes forever. When a fixed wing pilot gets off a flight in Dubai he will buy a book in Duty Free about flying adventures in the Amazon, the Antarctic, Afghanistan, fire fighting, and Cambodia. He will nestle into his hotel room and enjoy reading the tales which reaffirm why he is a pilot. A helicopter pilot will spend 40 years flying in the most desolate places on Earth, then write a book about flying in the Amazon, Antarctica, Afghanistan, Cambodia, and fire fighting." - Dude on the internet Choose wisely lol
  20. 45,000 dumbasses. Anyone who buys a fckng computer image is a borderline retard. He reminds me of a snake oil salesman in that video. The last two presidents have been ridiculous. Freaking clown show. Trump did some good things but he's a douche. I'm still trying to figure out what Biden is doing (so is Biden)? He should be in a nursing home. Let's get someone better to lead our country. I wouldn't let Trump or Biden run the snackbar. We need real leaders.
  21. https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/congress-oks-bill-forcing-feds-fix-broken-prison-95362638 Corruption like Jeffrey Epstein's camera being inop while he "hung" himself? Lol
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