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Biff_T

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  1. Lol. That actually sounds delicious! The BBQ in CA is garbage. Texas (and the South) definitely have that market cornered. Edit: Tex-Mex is better than New Mexican food. I'm starting a Mexican food war on Baseops. Lol. The three States in the Union who are super proud of their Mexican food. CA, TX, and NM. We all know we've had serious conversations about Mexican food from people who call those states home.
  2. Too much D is bad for the C. (City not coochie, get your mind out of the gutter). The D keeps blowing out all of the once clean cool C.
  3. Awesome!!! That's what they get for intentionally trageting civilians. A nice long SAM or AAA right up the pooper.
  4. Sim's video is so true it hurts.
  5. But he's black? Surely we must have misunderstood him. Society made him this way. It's my fault for being white. Lol Fucking retards
  6. Sounds like a pussy! "If i cant fly my aircraft, then nobody can!"- Pussy that limits AOB to airfames because hes a shitty pilot lol.
  7. I hope it (im assuming a young humanoid doesn’t like being referenced by sex these days) learns this valuable lesson before UPT, or it's going to have a fun time.
  8. I'm stuck here (family and shit, shit being Im a surfer and the Mexican food in CA is better than anywhere else in the US, even Texas lol) and I'll be the last non retard living in this state. I love it here, i just hate the politics. I'll fight to keep CA free, at least in the property I own lol.
  9. This is sad but true. I live in OC, CA. It’s a shitty feeling knowing that a home invader has more rights in your home than you do. My philosophy, If the guy doesn’t leave when he hears a shotgun rack, it’s the universe telling me that I’m spending the rest of life behind bars. I go through episodes where I want someone to break in, just so I can use some of my slugs. My wife lets me know that I can’t do this in CA or I’ll go to jail. The criminals know this too. I’d be right there with that Marine. I trust a Marine over some punk with a loud mouth. He picked the wrong dude, so the universe took that little bastard back.
  10. Thanks amigo!
  11. I was having a rough time in 2021. I wasn't feeling 100% healthy in the mind. During this time, my mom let me know that she found a news clipping that my Grandfather wanted her to read to me over 30 years ago. It fell out if a book randomly. He's the one who got me into aviation. The universe does some weird shit sometimes.
  12. NYC sucks. West Side till I die!!
  13. Lol. I needed hair on my feet for a few reasons: 1. Flying the Huey in Mountains when its cold outside, my feet would turn into blocks of ice. 2. To match my hairy palms. Im not sure how evolution took hold so fast but as my hours grew in the Huey, so did the hair on my feet. The hair stopped growing as thick and beautiful on the top of my head, and started sprouting on my feet.
  14. I really hoped this woke thing was a social experiment. Where do we draw the line between sanity and lunacy? I idenify as a tasty sausage egg McGridle. Please eat me.
  15. Holy shit! I never thought I’ d see her again. She was younger, hotter and had less facial hair (believe it or not) back then. I’m talking Fergie era. Lol. Edit: To be fair, she probably wouldn’t recognize me either. Too many hours in the Huey turned me into a hobbit.
  16. I just got a 1/4 chub. Lol
  17. Lol. Good times!!! I never made it to the PI, but thats probably a good thing. Lol Edit: Biff on Space A
  18. Good things the chicks at my local trailer park never figured this out.
  19. It's no longer a UCMJ violation to bang your bros, so this couldn't be it. Lol
  20. The only time in my life that I've woken up around 1000 local, in a parked cab, in an alley with the driver reading a newspaper, was in south east asia. I had no idea where the rest of my crew was. I woke up and said "base" and off we went. I vaguely remember asian tits and drunkin shenanigans but the truth is still out there. We partied hard in Asia.
  21. Dont start crushing dreams so soon my man lol. You are right to feel that way. Dont believe it until you're flying one. It would have been cool if the AF picked up those 47s we almost got. The AF flying Chinooks would have been sick. Oh well.
  22. Reminds me of being a regional pilot!!! On my first flight at the regionals, I remember looking at the passengers entering and thinking they have no idea that i had never actually physically flown an E-175. Lol. The check airman flew the departurare out of LAX, I landed somewhere in the mid west. I cant remember where. Lol. What cracked me up the most about the regionals, was you'd fly some famous people every now and then and out of LAX. No shit, I flew Ron Howard from LAX to SMF, I thought it was hilarious to fly someone of his status on a regional jet. Lol He too likes to save on airfare.
  23. Lol. I just pissed myself.
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