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Thanks amigo!

I was having a rough time in 2021. I wasn't feeling 100% healthy in the mind. During this time, my mom let me know that she found a news clipping that my Grandfather wanted her to read to me over 30 years ago. It fell out if a book randomly. He's the one who got me into aviation. The universe does some weird shit sometimes.

NYC sucks. West Side till I die!!

STS lol

Lol. I needed hair on my feet for a few reasons: 1. Flying the Huey in Mountains when its cold outside, my feet would turn into blocks of ice. 2. To match my hairy palms. Im not sure how evolution took hold so fast but as my hours grew in the Huey, so did the hair on my feet. The hair stopped growing as thick and beautiful on the top of my head, and started sprouting on my feet.

I really hoped this woke thing was a social experiment. Where do we draw the line between sanity and lunacy? I idenify as a tasty sausage egg McGridle. Please eat me.

Holy shit! I never thought I’ d see her again. She was younger, hotter and had less facial hair (believe it or not) back then. I’m talking Fergie era. Lol. Edit: To be fair, she probably wouldn’t recognize me either. Too many hours in the Huey turned me into a hobbit.

I just got a 1/4 chub. Lol

Lol. Good times!!! I never made it to the PI, but thats probably a good thing. Lol Edit: Biff on Space A

Good things the chicks at my local trailer park never figured this out.

It's no longer a UCMJ violation to bang your bros, so this couldn't be it. Lol

The only time in my life that I've woken up around 1000 local, in a parked cab, in an alley with the driver reading a newspaper, was in south east asia. I had no idea where the rest of my crew was. I woke up and said "base" and off we went. I vaguely remember asian tits and drunkin shenanigans but the truth is still out there. We partied hard in Asia.

Dont start crushing dreams so soon my man lol. You are right to feel that way. Dont believe it until you're flying one. It would have been cool if the AF picked up those 47s we almost got. The AF flying Chinooks would have been sick. Oh well.

Reminds me of being a regional pilot!!! On my first flight at the regionals, I remember looking at the passengers entering and thinking they have no idea that i had never actually physically flown an E-175. Lol. The check airman flew the departurare out of LAX, I landed somewhere in the mid west. I cant remember where. Lol. What cracked me up the most about the regionals, was you'd fly some famous people every now and then and out of LAX. No shit, I flew Ron Howard from LAX to SMF, I thought it was hilarious to fly someone of his status on a regional jet. Lol He too likes to save on airfare.

Lol. I just pissed myself.

Go to AFSOC. Fly armed overwatch in an Air Tractor. That's probably the coolest thing the AF has invested in recently. Wherever you end up, dont tell them your baseops.net name....or let them know you asked this question to bunch of dudes on baseops. They may question your judgment. Lol

As stated by everybody In this forum, who seem to have a wee bit of experience delpoying (😉) in various different platforms, pick the mission you want. If you're lucky, Uncle Sam may be able to assist you get into that mission/platform. As for TDY/deployment rates fluctuating, I remember being ready to spend a few years of my life flying around the world playing war games. Going to good locations, banging the hottest whores and living the good life. Then 9/11 happened. I spent a lot less time in Europe and Asia, and more time in a giant litterbox in the Middle East. Its all timing. You will be gone. Whether its a tent in the desert, or an alert facility down the road from your house. Edit: The whores are hotter and easier to dance naked with in Europe, Asia and South America than in a tent in the desert or your local alert facility. Lol

Try not to piss yourself! Edit: My wife went to the same HS as Steven (several years after him) she assured me that nobody there talked with an old blackman cajun accent, especially the white dudes. Lol

Yeap. Lol. There were two marines in my class who went there on weedays (i meant weekdays but weedays seems appropriate for the topic at hand lol), during UPT, starting in Contact. The rest of us were still trying to figure where the landing gear handle was. Lol. We called it Area 51 Low.

I'd take a free life pass settlement from her local strip club for starters. Lol. As long as it's not Area 51 in Enid.

This. I was AD all the way (20 years 4 days, Im proud of that extra 4 days baby). But if you’re healthy and want to live the good life. I'd recommend Guard plus Airlines. Those dudes have it dialed in.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/901455384496507/ My wife said this parrot reminds her of me. Lol.