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Biff_T

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  1. Congratulations!!!
  2. Trends of the day: 1. Overshooting final. 2. Landing farther down the runway than I would in a Piper Arrow.
  3. Bad ass video!!!
  4. Probably in a gender re-education camp.
  5. If you would have all just put on your masks, none of this would have happened! Lol What is a woman? Wear your masks outside! Men can get pregnant! What should we expect from this administration? They are insane and I'm not exaggerating. "Fuck our future! Let's get those pregnant men some more rights!!" - Democratic Party Oh and before I forget "fuck white men! Unless, you used to be a woman". - Democratic Party
  6. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/arkansas-state-senator-asks-transgender-pharmacist-if-she-has-penis-committee-hearing Funny as this may seem, it's crazy that they want to give children the legal ability to make decisions about permanent changes to their bodies. I couldn't get a sweet barbed wire tattoo when I was 12 (thank God) because the age limit was 18. We can't even buy beer in this country until we're 21. If we're going to start letting children make adult decisions about their sex, then why stop there? Give 12 year olds their drivers licenses and let them get tattoos. Let them buy beer and cigarettes. Make them file tax returns as well. Even better, don't punish adults for banging minors, afterall the children are mature enough to say yes or no to a sex change. How is it any different from making a decision to get your sex changed? I don't care what an adult does to their body but for the love of God, leave the children alone.
  7. https://youtu.be/zbnDr_IbdIU
  8. Definitely not. Lol Leave that for the Eagle drivers!
  9. Break @Tank Thank you kind sir! Break Also, @Danger41 The line "It's the choice in life" almost made me piss myself. Lol. Kenny Powers for President!!!!
  10. Send it to Orange County! Lol
  11. There's a drunk Lt buried somewhere beneath that group of massive women.
  12. I learned through an accident investigation class I took, that a lot of Asian cultures have an attitude kind of like a mixture of 1960/70/80s' Airline Captains, early 2000s' Special Warfare Fighter Pilots (especially filthy ones) or Chuck Norris . They have been taught to believe that the Captain can do no wrong and that the Captain has the biggest dong (pun intended). This bleeds over to their militaries. Especially, those with dictators and communists as leaders. As a result of this submissive culture coupled with the strong likelihood of the Chinese attack balloons operating at their version of EMCON 4, two decided to not tell lead he was lost wingman, as he was too afraid of lead. In additon, that was the plan for this type of scenario. Once he lost visual, he turned for home. He was going to use the excuse that he "Didn't want to compromise the mission" when he landed. He was almost home to see mama and get some of her home cooking, ass or both. "Perhaps, I'll be a hero?" he thought to himself as he floated peacefully through the skies. As he took a short moment to enjoy the strange peace he found drifting through the clouds over the hostile skies of his homeland's enemy, he exploded into a thousand pieces. The End
  13. It was the first balloon's wingman lol
  14. Those guys look like they could definitely use a Tooeys Old! It's gnarly to walk away from something like that.
  15. We chose Seattle as a neutral city to fight. Street rules applied. Metal chairs, safety cones and two of your closest homeless friends. At the end, we pissed on a car fire and managed to panhandle enough money to buy a few $00.69 tacos at Jack and the Box. Good times! 👍
  16. Is that Mr. Belding she's smooching?
  17. Cool. We're on the same team dude. I'll admit that I got a little too upset for an internet insult. Nothing on here is worth a punch to the face.
  18. Then what is your problem? You have the qualifications of a badass, not a whiny bitch.
  19. I promise. I'll look you up when I'm in Alabama. I will PM you. While we're at it. Why don't you go with your qualifications?
  20. I think I figured it out? Your sexual desires for another man (me) have you conflicted inside. You can’t fight it, so you stay up on late night benders getting mad at God for making you that way. Edit: Let me know if you ever have an overnight in Orange County or LAX and we can meet up and see if you have the nuts to swing at me. I promise. If you let me know when you’re in So Cal, I’ll give you that chance. I like fighting. I like being punched in the face. How about you Mr. Army Ranger, B1 pilot. I wish I would have seen your punk ass in Diego Garcia in 2005 (during your second deployment), shortly after you jumped into Afghanistan in 2001. You wouldn’t be able to type or talk with that cocksucker you call a mouth. I also understand you live in Alabama. Where at in Alabama? I don’t mind going down there to shut your mouth. I have family down there. I’m sure they’ll accommodate me if you want to meet up? PM me and we can make this happen. I’m fucking serious.
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