Biff_T

They should have called it FUPA.

LA (the city) mostly sucks. I live in Cypress CA. I'm about 30 seconds from LA county by car. Whenever I go to LA (city) I'm saddened by what a shithole it has become. It used to be a cool city 20 years ago. Now, it smells like piss and the whole city looks like that house down the street with 6 broken cars and 69 cats living in the front yard.

Just one AC-130 would solve this.

I want to see those pesky Epstein files.

We should take used compact car tires and cover all of our heavies with them.

Dibs!

I had three different AFSCs in my career. That made hitting 20 easier. I liked flying military missions. Nothing like that in the civilian world (other than aerial fire fighting). There were tons of good dudes that I flew with.

@wikz . This is where you tell lead that you'll take the fat one.

Russia sucks

What could go wrong?

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Gay

He won't

No DIBS!

He will infil via HALO to all future events. When his feet touch the ground, he'll light up a Marlboro red.

This might be racist?

Didn't you guys fly with a M9 or a pocket knife or something of the like? That's all you need to be armed and dangerous.

Way better than the 10 (RIP Big Sexy) is doing these days.

Taylor = Dibs

Wait there's more: Not as bad as the Siamese twins (no Dibs for sure) but I still ask myself WTF?

Speaking of beef. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/05/14/entertainment/takeaways-cassie-diddy-combs-trial Pee Diddy.

So there I was: One of my last TDYs was to a small range for gun training. The last night of the trip, we cleared the range and checked in with the range controller. As a helo, we were typically below radar so the controller relied heavily on our position reports for SA. We were all fatigued from flying multiple sorties that day and night. During the process of setting up the first gun pattern, one of my gunners noticed the targets were moving (they weren't supposed to be). Turns out they were cattle. Due to my shitty navigation, I turned down the wrong split in the river and we had accidentally flown to some dude's ranch. We almost slaughtered a few cattle behind some poor unknowingly rancher's home. Not a moose but there would have been plenty of beef. Helicopters baby!

I'd like to fuck that dude up. I can't wait for him to shed tears when he loses his freedom for jerking off to his step daughter taking a shit. Take him to altitude and kick him out without a parachute. Edit: Or drop him off at UTTR and have the boys let loose on him in the range.