Biff_T

Send it to Orange County! Lol

There's a drunk Lt buried somewhere beneath that group of massive women.

I learned through an accident investigation class I took, that a lot of Asian cultures have an attitude kind of like a mixture of 1960/70/80s' Airline Captains, early 2000s' Special Warfare Fighter Pilots (especially filthy ones) or Chuck Norris . They have been taught to believe that the Captain can do no wrong and that the Captain has the biggest dong (pun intended). This bleeds over to their militaries. Especially, those with dictators and communists as leaders. As a result of this submissive culture coupled with the strong likelihood of the Chinese attack balloons operating at their version of EMCON 4, two decided to not tell lead he was lost wingman, as he was too afraid of lead. In additon, that was the plan for this type of scenario. Once he lost visual, he turned for home. He was going to use the excuse that he "Didn't want to compromise the mission" when he landed. He was almost home to see mama and get some of her home cooking, ass or both. "Perhaps, I'll be a hero?" he thought to himself as he floated peacefully through the skies. As he took a short moment to enjoy the strange peace he found drifting through the clouds over the hostile skies of his homeland's enemy, he exploded into a thousand pieces. The End

It was the first balloon's wingman lol

Those guys look like they could definitely use a Tooeys Old! It's gnarly to walk away from something like that.

We chose Seattle as a neutral city to fight. Street rules applied. Metal chairs, safety cones and two of your closest homeless friends. At the end, we pissed on a car fire and managed to panhandle enough money to buy a few $00.69 tacos at Jack and the Box. Good times! 👍

Is that Mr. Belding she's smooching?

Cool. We're on the same team dude. I'll admit that I got a little too upset for an internet insult. Nothing on here is worth a punch to the face.

Then what is your problem? You have the qualifications of a badass, not a whiny bitch.

I promise. I'll look you up when I'm in Alabama. I will PM you. While we're at it. Why don't you go with your qualifications?

I think I figured it out? Your sexual desires for another man (me) have you conflicted inside. You can’t fight it, so you stay up on late night benders getting mad at God for making you that way. Edit: Let me know if you ever have an overnight in Orange County or LAX and we can meet up and see if you have the nuts to swing at me. I promise. If you let me know when you’re in So Cal, I’ll give you that chance. I like fighting. I like being punched in the face. How about you Mr. Army Ranger, B1 pilot. I wish I would have seen your punk ass in Diego Garcia in 2005 (during your second deployment), shortly after you jumped into Afghanistan in 2001. You wouldn’t be able to type or talk with that cocksucker you call a mouth. I also understand you live in Alabama. Where at in Alabama? I don’t mind going down there to shut your mouth. I have family down there. I’m sure they’ll accommodate me if you want to meet up? PM me and we can make this happen. I’m fucking serious.

My music teachers were in no danger of being banged by anyone...not a single person. Lol

This entire thread is probably what it's like being a C-146 pilot. A lot of AP on flying, while bitching with/at the asshole to the left or right of you at cruise altitude. Every community has people trying to be their best along with dirtbags. Here's a tip, when you show up to UPT (assuming you're not there yet) don't tell your IPs how you want to be the best, blah, blah, blah. Just show them. Lol. Good luck man.

Sounds like the Taliban has figured out the secret to air power.

I don't know where you went to UPT, but if you think I'm an asshole, you must have had some really nice, fun loving IPs.

What is your background? Are you in UPT? What communities has your spouse supported? What kind challenge do you want from the unit (sts)? Flying type challenges or leadership (office work) challenges? If you want stick and rudder fun, you should ask for a fast mover or perhaps piss off your parents and go helicopters?

Calm down Janice. He's going to get destroyed at somepoint in real life. He might as well get a taste for free.

When I was a boom line flier, we didn't come to work unless we were flying. The squadron was a ghost town. Being a prior Mx dude, in the beginning, I would show up at work when I wasn't flying until my Chief boom ripped me a new one for being in the squadron. He told me my job is to fly. I'm not sure why this practice stopped. I did my job in an aircraft not at an office. Towards the end of my AF career, they put me in the OSS. I didn't come to work unless I was flying lol. The trick is to be really bad at office work or simply don't do it if it's bullshit. Mass deleting emails was also fun. Them: "Did you get the email I sent you?", me: "Nope" I was actually taking flights from people who were "too busy" with office work. Lol Fucking weird. In my time, it went from flying being my primary job to office work. Caution: You will most likely not get promoted beyond O-4 (perhaps even O-3) following my path of deleting emails.