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Special Ops uses knives ...lol

Lol I ran out of votes but this was too funny!

Sir, just one question. Who's going to get the ATIS?

What is a simp? I can only think of the word simpleton.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/germany-apologizes-leopard-jibe-upset-africans-96688804 Dear Africa, We're sorry we used a leopard emoji. Germany

You can just make a vault in your closet. That's where I keep all of the SKL's I kept forgetting to give back after loading the codes. The classified documents I kept are hanging on display near my shadow box. I sold a few to one of my Chinese friends because he pays good money for them.

Nerds!!!!!!

You know for a fact that only one of those hole punchers works properly. The fun is trying to guess which one works each time you need to punch a few holes. It is an Air Force standard to keep all hole punchers on alert, regardless of their mx status.

Biden has apparently had dementia since he started his career as a politician. Among other gems coming out of the current President's mouth, Regan never claimed to be arrested visiting Nelson Mandela. Regan didn't lie consistently about his life experiences. Regan didn't have a son named Hunter smoking crack, making porn and using the name Regan to make business deals. The Bidens are scum.

This is a typical Sunday for retired aviators. Lol

That’s a lot of boom and doom on one panel.

https://www.inc.com/jason-aten/with-3-words-microsofts-ceo-showed-that-you-can-lay-off-10000-people-with-empathy.html Are "You are fired" the three empathetic words to lay off the masses? Why is Elon horrible but Satya is a saint? There is no easy way to tell people they're fired. Every company in the free world, at some point, can lay people off for profit. Don't try to tell me that Microsoft is better at firing people for profit than other companies. That's ridiculous. Another douche writer spinning shit to make some people look better than others for doing the exact same thing. "Oohhh look at us at Microsoft, we're so much better at firing people". Lol.

He's had a little time to reflect about the mishandling of classified material. Apparently, he's had a change of heart. Back to the garage. I need to study and smoke a little crack with my son.

I've waited a lifetime to use that joke in real time. I feel like the slow clap guy in "Not Another Teen Movie". Lol. Good job Hoss. You win the internet today.

We need a bigger handle lol

I wish there was a handle that we (the American people) could use to flush out all of our elected officials in D.C. and send them back to the sewers from which they came. It's out of control. They're all terds. Send them home.

That's nuts man! It's kinda like something a German media genius named Joseph would be proud of. I would say share this with the media but ...lol

Come on man! Every suspected criminal in America gets a chance to have their lawyers comb through the crime scene before the cops do (lol). Besides, even if Joey B did take a few little TS items home, he's used to doing a little jail time for all of the times he stood up for African Americans during the Civil Rights Movement. He was also locked up in Africa during a visit to see Nelson Mandela. He's a tough dude. First Biden in a 1,000 years to attend college. He's from coal mining blood. He's one tough SOB. Oh yeah, and he's a compulsive liar with a crack head son, who's clearly a person kept propped up by using the Biden last name to do business deals. I wonder how much crack was smoked in the vault (Biden's garage)? Come on man, it's just a few secrets.

An AC-130 guy I flew with said they made an entire schoolbus full of bad guys go away on one mission. The AC-130 is the Angel of Death.

We will not lie, cheat, steal, nor tolerate among us those who do. Except for the President. https://www.aei.org/op-eds/santos-must-have-learned-from-biden-how-to-make-up-details-about-his-past/

I'll fight for Orange County lol. Or maybe just move to Costa Rica? There are plenty of Chinese and Chinese Americans already living here in OC and LA. Red China would probably do a better job taking care the homeless problem. Lol.

Liverpool sucks right now 😕 The Premier League is pretty good this year.

It's all starting to make sense. 😆