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Holy shit, man! That’s a rock-n-roll way to get noticed!! I recommend you walk into the squadron and “shoot your stuff” all over there too. A dude willing to texture the walls himself is certainly going to be remembered. Anyway, your scores are great. You’re still young, and sometimes prior service can help in the decision process; it can also sometimes be a detriment. You could use some more flight time, but I’m going to give you the same advice I give everyone who asks: If you want to get hired at a guard unit, go get to know the pilots. We want to hire folks who will fit in and be a great addition to our close knit group. The more squadron pilots who know you and enjoy being around you, the better your chances of getting picked up. Secondly, if fighters are all you want, start there, if you don’t get picked up, maybe start applying to heavy units too. I can’t stress enough to you and all the Guard UPT hopefuls out there that there is no secret recipe to getting hired. Great scores, great transcripts, great people, they all start to run together. If you want folks to remember who you are come interview season, the absolute best opportunity you’re going to get is to get to know the pilots. Whether that means enlisting in the unit, getting invited to meet and greets, showing up at drills, email and call squadron leadership asking to come visit, kidnap their wife and hold her ransom - whatever. Look, I know it’s not easy and seems weird in today’s age, but that’s why flying in the guard kicks ass still.

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You probably won’t even take your suit jacket off at an airline interview and there is no such thing as an inspection process. So if you have some tats on your forearms, you’ll be wearing the long sleeves the rest of your career, but that’s it. No problem. I suppose I can’t speak for all airlines. Wouldn’t be surprised if DL guys got the full open ranks inspection each morning. - Joking!

Unbelievable... You handled it better than I would have.

Indeed, and mark my word, in another decade we’ll be bombarded with the attempted normalization of pedophilia. They’ll even use the same playbook…”I was born this way, so how can it be wrong?” “I feel like a child on the inside, so why can’t I be with one?” “Who are you to get in the way of my happiness?” “Love is love” If you had told any one of us 10 years ago that dudes would be competing in NCAA women’s competitions, we would’ve said you’re crazy.

Agreed! Excellent movie!

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Thank you! Agreed. Case in point: Georgia - “Hey guys you need to show some valid ID to vote here now” Every Liberal (screaming) “That’s racist!!!!” If I were a minority, I would be so offended by the notion that I was incapable of securing some valid form of ID for myself. How do you tolerate, let alone vote for, politicians who constantly call you stupid?

Very interesting article today, by Clay Travis, on the absolute deep dive the NBA has taken as they’ve embraced all things woke. I’m sure one could argue their Chinese overlords are making them plenty of money in China, but I’m not sure that’s the NBA’s ultimate definition of success. https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/nba-americas-first-bud-light-style-fiasco-supposed-know

Maybe it’s to the little girl’s advantage? Certainly won’t have the financial assistance that foreign interests have lavished upon the family, but without the Biden name, maybe she’ll avoid growing up to be a huge sack of shit, like the rest of the clan.

Thanks for the article, Biff. And I know it’s been mentioned before, but if any of you are looking for an amazing A-1 book, read this one!

Are you planning on going Active Duty or applying to Guard and Reserve units?

No problem. You’re learning and showing some humility. Keep up the good work.

Appreciate your enthusiasm, but remember the other day when you asked me how to not be annoying? Well, I guess I overestimated you when I said “you know what annoying looks like.” It’s time for lesson one… Don’t be a poser and jump into a conversation, acting like you know what you’re talking about, and giving someone advice on something you know nothing about. In fact, you’re a lot further behind mocephus in this process, as you have not even taken the AFOQT or began college yet. Most importantly, you have absolutely no clue if he could “definitely get picked up by a fighter sq” or any squadron for that matter, or what a squadron will ask on an interview. There’s a whole lot more to getting selected for pilot than AFOQT scores. Also, on a personal note unless an applicant was a teacher’s aid or worked for them in some capacity, I give letters of recommendation from a college professor about the same level of credence as if from the guy taking my order at the Taco Bell drive thru. The folks answering these questions are dudes who have gone through the process, succeeded, and now have the experience to give aspiring pilots some advice. I realize that the internet is a cesspool of horseshit and people pretending to be experts, and yes these forums are full of threads where pilots think we’re lawyers, financial planners, and politicians. However, when it comes to AF pilot questions, it’s best if you left the answers to those who are. Let’s try to maintain a degree of validity here. Lesson two: Humility. Mocephus scored a 99 on his pilot, that’s as high as you can get. He knows it’s a good score. You should’ve answered his post by saying something like “Damn! Great pilot score. Do you have any pointers for me so that I can score that high too?” instead of acting like you’ve been sitting on hiring boards for years. You seem like a bright and eager kid, that’s good and I’m definitely not trying to crush your spirit here. I’m certain you’ve spent hours combing these threads and picking up whatever morsels of intel you can digest. However, don’t confuse regurgitating the words of others as personal experience. Make sense?

Gotcha. Good luck to you then. Sounds like you’re on the right track.

What enlisted career field are you in currently? Do you interact with the pilots at all? If so, wait for an opportunity when they’re not busy or in a rush, and respectfully introduce yourself. Tell them you’re hoping to apply as soon as you finish up college. Nothing cosmic, no secret formula. You already know what annoying looks like. Don’t follow anyone around like a lost puppy dog, don’t be obnoxious, and don’t act entitled. Be helpful, respectful, funny, and humble. Offer to help the Lt’s clean up the bar or help DD after a Sqdrn function. The fellas are going to remember you come interview time. I know it’s easier said than done, but don’t be nervous talking to the pilots. Remember we’re always looking for our next pilot and like hiring our own folks, so be the guy that you’d like to work with.

Ah, so the reserves don’t have a student flight or anything like that? The guard will enlist a kid and pay them for drills until they leave for school.

Recommend you get you PPL first. Accumulate whatever hours you can afford the next few years. You can’t apply for a UPT slot until your last year of college anyway, so start studying for your AFOQT as you near that timeline. You can only take it twice, so put in the effort preparing for it. Also, and equally important, spend these next few enlisted years getting to know the pilots in your unit. Don’t be the annoying guy, but rather be the bro they want to hire and keep around. Try bringing a bottle for the bar, on a drill weekend, every once in a while. I bet you’ll be invited to stay for some drinks, let them know you’re interested in flying with them.

Hey Doc. I’m glad some of us can finally answer a question for you since you’ve dutifully been answering countless medical questions on here for years. First of all tell your son congratulations from all of us on here!! That’s a big deal!! The answer is yes. Swear in ASAP. He can begin going to drill and get paid for it, and even though he’ll be sitting for a while waiting for school dates he can get a good year in the reserve towards retirement. When he goes to visit your old stomping grounds at WP, and if they DQ’d him for something, he would be eligible for release. He won’t be committed for his 10 yrs until he completes UPT. Again - congratulations.

“You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!”

It most certainly is.

What a great movie Superbad was

Now I finally get why Nsplayer and this guy are so excited about Joe Biden…Water Trains!! That’s badass!!!