Thread revival
Heard a couple nights ago:
(male, amped-up redneck): "Goooood evenin' Wash Center, this is CIIIIIIIIIIII-TATION xxxx, climbin' through fourteen-point-five for Flight Level Two-Threeeeee-Zerooo, havin' a WONDERFUL evenin'!!"
Wash. Center (female, totally unimpressed): "Citation xxxx, Washington Center, roger."
Later in the same flight...
"Command Post, Reach xxx, we're about uhhhhh 30 out, we're uhhhhh A2, and we've ahhhhh got x pallets, [5-second pause with radio still keyed] and uhhhh 4 of them are T2s, and we've got 7 uhhhhh Space-As, [3-second pause with radio still keyed] and we'll need Customs, and ahhhhh, we don't have any Customs forms, so uhhhhh we'll need some Customs forms brought out when we arrive, annnnnd [5-second pause with radio still keyed] we'll need 60k of fuel, and a bus for uhhhhh x crewmembers. [3-second pause with radio still keyed] How copy?"
I wanted to reach through the radio and choke the dude until the noises stopped...