HerkDerka

Don't get over-worked on this, you have much bigger fish to fry. You work out when you can. The 12 hour days in UPT will be a kick in the balls. After you're MR and have a deployment or two under you belt, you won't notice them anymore. HD

The day my MR folder was signed off I went and got my jacket. That's what it represents to me. Dodos can wear the jacket all they want. They can justify it with whatever excuse they want. I earned mine, I'm happy with that. HD

Watched are over-rated. Get him a Sig P228. HD

I'd say by now at least 20% of my cellular structure is bourbon. For Bourbon I'm a Maker's Mark / Jim Beam guy. For Tennesee Whiskey, Mr. Daniels has no equal. HD

The local contractors will be there to take your money in exchange for a cheesy UPT shadow plaque. HD

So true. Just look through the message title in your inbox. -- Capt Joe Blow wins CGO of the quarter and will now be competing for the wing level. -- There will be a CGOC meeting next week and we will be electing new club officers. Remember, this is your club. Disseminate to everyone possible. -- There will be a going away party for some TSgt in the service squadron you've never met. Please come help say goodbye to a warrior. -- New volunteer opportunity at Boys Town Ranch. Great OPR fodder! -- MFP robot: Please fill out a service survery. -- Finance robot: Please fill out a service survey. -- Med Group robot: You have a dental appointment scheduled for 05:30 next December. If you don't show, we'll tell on you. -- Med Group robot: Please fill out a service survey for our automated appointment reminder. -- Your DTS voucher has been returned. -- Comm robot: You email account is full, please delete messages. -- Comm robot: The network will be down indefinitely. Yep, time sensitive stuff. HD

I think if I brought a CAC reader home, I'd have to kick my own ass. HD

And it all comes crashing down. HD

You seriously think so? I guess once you switch back from the other team you've gotta crawl before you walk. HD [ 06. February 2007, 03:02: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]

+ + + = Don't.....be.....suspicious. Awesome! Excellence in all we do. Yeah. Yeah, and what about the knife and latex gloves? ------------------------------------------------- Awesome find jcj. We needed this laugh. Baseops gold. HD [ 05. February 2007, 22:53: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]

There's nothing like hopping the pond with a ton of leftovers from the box nasties. Bananas probably still reign as the funniest. HD

Droooooool. Greatest beer ever. HD

"Hey-look-at-us-we're-AFSO21-compliant" Planes that have the ability to fly across the globe have no "standard mission" or "standard equipment" loadout. HD [ 02. February 2007, 05:56: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]

I'm interested myself. Any words from Hacker or Toro? HD

With an apology. HD

Someone sure had a big bowl of sovreign options this morning. It looks like an old and unimproved rest of the fleet to me. HD

Sounds like a standard desert queen case: A fat and ugly chick goes to the desert. After three and a half months, said chick is starting to lose a little weight from not having enough Burger King on a daily basis. The chick begins to receive attention from men that she would not normally receive. The chick is at first flattered, but then starts acting like she is the hottest thing on the base. As a result, her would-be suitors begin to lose interest. The chick continues this charade for another month in complete denial. The chick boards the rotater. The second the gear is in the wells, someone walks up to the chick and says right into her face..."Ugly again." Chick begins reading John Kerry books and eating Double Texas Whoppers with extra ranch dressing to fill the void. HD [ 29. January 2007, 16:40: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]

Chow down fatty. HD

Mewling...it spreads faster than the clap. HD

'Nuff said. HD

------------------------------------------------- Learn to swim. ------------------------------------------------- Too little.....way too late Hanoi Jane. Ask the American POW in Vietnam (who was beaten to death after you took the note he passed you about their situation and passed it to the head gook in charge) how he feels about your support of the troops and their families. Rot in hell. You're the one who joined for "travel". Noted. HD [ 28. January 2007, 02:50: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]

Sure they do (if they're thethered). I've seen tethered balloons between 7,000 and 13,000 before. They have one down in Corpus and the ESA for every LL route is 13,000M. Funny you mentioned that. I had a red balloon pass five or ten feet over my wingtip while flying up initial on my first area solo in Tweets. HD

It's on Snopes. HD

M2....by far your funniest post ever. HD

Most of us grew up loving planes and knew more about aviation than the average kid. When you got older you probably realized that you knew more about aviation than the average moron, but you still probably figured that most sane people could tell a fighters from tankers, props from jets, and P-51s from B-2s. Airshows are a huge wakeup call. This thread is case in point than most civilians know dick about aviation. Let's not even get started on what they "know" about the military. Hence the reason airshow music is so lame. Dumbing it down for the retarded masses. HD [ 22. January 2007, 23:58: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]