HerkDerka

Isn't it funny how the only people who ever defend TIB are current/ex TIB members? In other words, she can't see past the little sequined world she built around herself. Flawless logic. And what is it that TIB does to benefit others? They prance around on stage in costumes under a spotlight? Oh, ok I completely agree. No other service would dare stoop to that level of gay. Kill yourself In other words, she got cut in auditions and was offered a consolation staff job.

That's offensive. I'll thank you to use the proper term "Legislative veracity".

Onetwopi, I understand where you're coming from, but we're not going to restrict their posting just because they're inexperienced. If you see ROTC nazis boning up a thread, use that opportunity to mentor the future pledges. Unless we're talking about CAPSoftSandy. In that case... kill.

It's funny to hear Mohalab being thought of as a safety tool. The last time I flew with Mohalab I got cleared for a visual approach while I was IMC with the weather at mins, requesting the ILS, and on a divergent heading. One of my favorties from the same guy: (Holding short of Charlie and waiting for another herk to pass.) "Glide 56, wait there and give a chance."

Box lunch was late.

Ugh. The rap shit in deployment videos has run its course.

Apparently the only topics worth discussing are how great of a time he had at whatever event he was at last night and his execs. Riveting.

That's some hot shit right there. You should write plots for porn films.

Joke.

I saw this today and figured it was prime for a demotivation.

Do they teach French test pilots how to put up the landing gear? I hope they wrote up the overspeed.

Yawberry instead of strawberry? Wow, what a gut buster.

2. At least that's what your mother calls it.

You have to figure that the people making those comments are complete douche pumps. These people edit articles on wikipedia for fun. The funniest part being that the four people who replied "Can't find anything". A 6.9 second google search yields www.dosgringosrocks.com as the number three result.

Ugh. Somebody save this thread with boobs.

"Mission Audition".....kill yourself.

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Hookers and blow.

-177.

I remember Colin Quinn on that show. That's where he got he start at being unfunny.

Screw semantics. He's a terrorist asshole. As such, I will provide him with some of my ideology...enjoy your 72...that's 72 milligrams of potassium chloride.

If you truly hate the asinine policy, then stand up and be counted. If you're making an honest statement of your opinion about reflective belts on a private website, no body can touch you. Just don't openly criticize leadership and/or policy and you'll be fine. What? If you're talking about DOD networks, then that's already be done, with the exception of the Army. But if you're talking about banning military members from social sites accessed on their own personal internet, that I say good luck Big Blue. It's not going to happen.

I really like where this is going. Keep it up! Five bucks says this will be on the Early Bird within a week. HD

The pic is just half the problem...read the article. --------------------------- 10/27/2009 - LANGLEY AIR FORCE BASE, Va. (AFNS) -- Halloween is a night of candy, costumes and spooky escapades, however; there are several precautions adults and children can take to ensure a safe and happy night of haunting. Airmen in the 1st Security Forces Squadron recommend the following safety guidelines for anyone participating in the upcoming Halloween celebration: -- Children should wear light-colored clothing that is short enough to prevent tripping. Parents also may want to add reflective tape to the costume. -- Ensure children can see out of their masks or use face makeup instead of masks. -- Avoid using hard plastic or wood props, such as daggers or swords. Instead, you can substitute foam rubber for flexibility, in case the child falls. -- Parents should purchase Halloween costumes -- including wigs, capes and props -- that feature a flame-resistant or flame-retardant label. -- Use sidewalks when available and begin trick-or-treating before sunset. -- Each child should carry a flashlight or glow stick. -- Don't take shortcuts through yards to get to the next house. Children could get hurt by unknown obstacles. -- Don't allow children to eat or sample any candy before you check it. Throw away all unwrapped candy, popcorn and caramel apples unless you know who gave them to your child. -- Parents should accompany young children or groups of children when trick-or-treating. Walk with friends and stay together. -- Look both ways before crossing the street. Have someone carry a flashlight in front of the group and walk on the shoulder of the road whenever possible. -- Stay within your own neighborhood or areas with which you are familiar and visit only homes with lit porch lights. -- Keep pets inside and secured. A pet might not recognize your children or the children coming to the door and the pet may become frightened or aggressive. -- Keep children away from candles and flames, especially when in costume. Advise children to stay away from jack-o'-lanterns with candles or open flames. Ensure children know how to stop, drop and roll in case their clothes catch fire. -- Keep jack-o'-lanterns away from landings or doorways where costumes could brush against the candle flame. Consider using glow sticks or battery-powered lights for jack-o'-lanterns. -- Parents should remove lawn decorations along walkways and provide a well-lit driveway for visitors. -------------------- Un-fucking-believable. Apparently the only safe way for a kid to trick or treat is for the kid to wear a neon pink pirate costume made out of nomex with triple stitched reflective material sewn in the seams and a searchlight, foghorn, and GPS locator attached to the hat and a nerf sword. Boo. Whatever happended to letting kids get into a little trouble on Halloween? Scary costume, parents stay at home, leave after dark, 4-foot pillow case for max candy storage, scare kid younger than you and make them cry, egg people's houses who pretend like they're not home, and eat half of your candy on the three and a half mile walk back home. And now apparently jack o' laterns are the new deadly threat. The AF needs to EABOD.

You're telling me. IPs these days carry the additional duty of destroying SNAPitude. sky_king is an expert, but only because he learned from mean, pissed off herk drivers.