Actually I tried to quit during the VSP fiasco of 2011, then got passed over.
So here's how it actually went:
Vetter: "uhhhh, fuck you AF, I quit!...and the AF is doomed and full of retards."
AF: No, you can't quit. We need you.
AF: Here's you a great assignment and we need you there, but we're not going to promote you!
Vetter: Perfect! I get to fly Hogs in AZ for 2 more years then I can get out a year early!
AF: Vetter, you're passed over twice now, but we need your skills. So you can stay until 20 years as a Captain.
Vetter: Haha! Fuck you! Deuces!
AF: Fine, but you're not getting invol sep pay. Fuck you!
Vetter: Deuces!
Break break!
Vetter: No, Lt Col DudewhosignedmyPRF, I will not write you a letter of rec for my airline.
Little different than your version.