From the Fighter Pilot Songbook:
THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
(tune: The Bear Went Over The Mountain)
I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore
A woman come in for some paper!
<crowd> Some paper from the store...
Paper she wanted, a ream she got!
Oohh! I don't work there anymore!
I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore
A woman come in for some jewelry!
<crowd> Some jewelry from the store
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got!
Oohh! I don't work there anymore!
Other Verses:
Carpet she wanted, laid she got
Elevator she wanted, my shaft she got
Nail she wanted, screwed she got
Plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got
Seafood she wanted, crabs she got
Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
Some needles she wanted, a prick she got
A donkey she wanted, some ass she got
Canned ham she wanted, porked she got
Meat she wanted, my sausage she got
Beef she wanted, porked she got
Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
Camel she wanted, humped she got
Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got
Turkey she wanted, gobble she got
**** she wanted, **** she got
Orgasm she wanted, who cares what she got?!