Kid: "Mommy, where's Daddy? When is he comming home?"
Spouse: "Daddy had to go away for a while, sweetie, he'll be back in a few months."
Kid: "Hey, wait a minute, that's BS! I saw this on an after-school special. Daddy's in REHAB!!!"
Spouse: "...yes. Yes, dear, that's right Daddy's in rehab, he'll be back in three months. Ok?"