How about this one...
An IP was flying with an Italian student who was approaching the perch and was all messed up. So the IP says, "breakout". The student says and does nothing, just keeps flying to the perch. The IP again says, "breakout". Again the student says and does nothing. Finally the IP takes the jet and breaks out past the perch comes back around and lands. In the debrief, the IP asks "what the f--- was that all about, when I say breakout, do it." Then (picture this in your best Italian accent) the Italian dude says, "if you would have said breakout one more time, it would have been handgrips-squeeze, triggers-raise". The guy was gonna frickin' punch out because he thought the IP was saying "bailout". He even dicked up the boldface.