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Best and worst I've seen/heard in person. Two ship ocean crossing after a few months in the desert. New navigator on other airplane is REALLY homesick and missing his frau. His crew tells him about the MARS radio system and he listens as the AC makes a call and gets a phone patch to home. Cherry Navigator is very excited and wants to do the same. Unbeknownst to Cherry Navigator both airplanes change HF freqs to a non-MARS freq, Cherry Navs begins calling at which point nav in my airplane posing as a MARS operator responds and sets up a "phone patch to frau". A very gruff and deep voice answers the "phone patch" and explains the fraa is not available, she is in the shower. As the conversation goes on the voice on the other ends explains said Frau wants nothing to do with Navigator husband anymore...Said navigator was near tears as were we from laughing all the way to Westover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az4qASdPD4Y

We did...

You could try the ole blow on the pitot tube to ops check it... Dear god ROTC/Academy/OTS is so gay. You want a good prank? Get commissioned, got to UPT/RTU/TDY/COMBAT, drink/party like rock stars, take care of your buds...hilarity will ensue.

What would you do with your other bomb?

Now we know how the Pawn Stars got access to an AMRAAM, maybe now they can get a Sidewinder as well. Video here

No...Yemen will run out of oil around 2017 so they will be of little use...

Elephant Vasectomies: How Vets Pull It Off

World's Dumbest Pilots ...In 2008, pilot Jeffrey Paul Bradford tried to spice up his time in Harrisburg, PA, with stewardess Adrianna Connor. After dinner and drinks, the Pinnacle Airlines employees dashed into the nearby woods for a romp. When they got separated, she got lost and he hid in a barn.

Police: Angry Taco Bell customer fires at officers "...was angry the Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone from 99 cents to $1.49 each"

Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by aliens. Seriously.

Man throws cottage cheese at girlfriend and locks her in a shed

Sorry my rhetoric did not properly transmit...what I should have said was get rid of USAF PA.

So on the AF.MIL website they have a story celebrating the 50th anniversary of the T-38. For some reason our USAF PA folks decided to use a copyrighted picture from Jo Hunter (below), does that mean that after operating the jet for 50 years we could not find a suitable picture of our own? Time to close Combat Camera in the name of efficiency.

My wife will not allow me to look in that thread...actually usually at work and definitely won't open there.

A righteousness case of payback... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43nsMWUnB8c

I think its been covered in another thread, but short story...USAA helped my buy and finance a house (actually their investment folks suggested it). PCSed away and kept the home as a rental. When I returned we purchased a bigger home (again using USAA, who advised me to keep the first home as an investment), they immediately dropped my homeowners coverage on the rental because it was in Florida and the refuse to insure more than your primary residence (even if the suggest it). Went round and round, told them I was taking ALL my business elsewhere and they did not believe me...so I moved four mutual funds, canceled our credit card, other home owners and car insurance.

Back when Orville, Wilbur and I went through UPT, they gave the you had the option of taking the written right before graduation. I left UPT with a Commercial Multi-Engine with a center line thrust restriction. When I went to Little Rock for AC school I took my logbook and Form 8 down to the FAA office and they removed the thrust restriction in about five minutes.

Why would anyone watch NBC... Prayers to those affected.

From the article and the AGR Col they quoted, that is not the case...they are no shit restricted to base even after duty hours.

Citizen Soldiers Denied Family Visits