Hopeful_Pilot, there used to be a radio DJ that would open his show with a joke like that.
DJ: "It's 4 pm for all you civilians, 1600 for the AF and Army folks, 4 bells for the Navy guys, and for the Marines, Mickey's big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the four."
Here's one I heard when I was younger. It's set in a school and a former RAF fighter pilot is talking about his WWII career.
RAF pilot: So these Fokkers would group up and try to shoot us down one by one. These Fokkers didn't quit either. I'm tellin you the Fokker's were brutal. I shot several of the Fokkers...
Teacher: Now kids, the Fokker was the name of the German's planes.
RAF pilot: Hell no, these Fokkers were flying Messershmits.
BTW- What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets home from a battered wives meeting?
The laundry if she knows what's good for her.
A pilot informs the crew that the plane is going down and everyone will die. The stewardess runs to the cockpit and says to the pilot...
"make me feel like a woman one last time before we die." The pilot takes off his shirt, throws it on the ground and says "fold it *****." :D
[ 21. October 2004, 18:52: Message edited by: c17wannabe ]