As somebody currently at WP....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, it's not that bad. Lots of outdoors stuff to do. If you're a night life type of person, join the Just Say No to Dayton Campaign's Coalition of the Willing. It's quite possibly the mother of all coalitions. Cinci, Columbus, Indy, and Cleveland are all within driving distance.
The Wright brothers did some flying at Kitty Hawk (for winds/density altitude). Later research was done at Huffman Prairie Flying Field, where we conveniently built a golf course.
Lots of early research was done at Wright Field (now Area B) until they moved that to the desert. AFRL still lives here, but no flight test.
Try and get an ANG F-16 ride.
Oh, and sorry, there isn't a sorority row to be found.
PM me if you want any more Dayton gouge (where to live, where the aliens are, etc.).