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I'm going to say big losers or stupid? Maybe boring loquacious old shits? or beyond line of sight? I don't get playing pretend football, someone explain it to me.

We had someone steal the entire lock box. So, that didn't work.

When I was snacko, we kept losing money from our snack bar. I noticed that every Thursday morning we were light. The cleaners came thru every Wednesday night, gee I wonder where the money is going. I made some signs that said this area is under video surveillance (because the boss was nervous) and set up the squadron video camera the next Wednesday. Thursday morning, the fund was light again and the video nailed the cleaner. We gave the tape to SPs and the same cleaner wasn't cleaning the next week. We pretty much do most formation debrief in the bar over a few beers. If you screwed something up, you owe a round. Make the bar everyday user friendly. We have a computer with a power point hog-log running on a plasma behind the bar. You add pics from your most recent TDYs/deployments- it's usually funny stuff and keeps folks laughing. We used to have a quarterly party with different sponsors. Pilots take a quarter, loads take the next, support has a quarter, and leadership has the last. Maybe a burger burn, shrimp and crawdads, brisket, etc. Each section pays for the party food but the bar keeps the profits on beer and anything above cost. You want to sell items with a great profit margin, that means buying cheap or in bulk. A drink that cost $.25 to buy and you sell for $.50 is better than the shirt you buy for $12 and sell for $15. You'll also sell many more drinks than shirts. When you order merch, keep in mind you'll only sell so many shirts, hats and coins to squadron members, so don't tie up too much capital with a gigantic order that you won't sell out of until 2012.

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Here's the truth about bama's NCs: Bama almost won another national championship recently. But this one was for US counties with the highest cancer risk- 12th out of 3,223 counties. There is always next year. Around the same time that the suck in tuscaloosa came in 12th, Auburn was voted #2 for best places to live in the US by US News and World report. You bama fans better hope for a 9 win season or you'll finish the decade less than .500. Keep that bama pride rolling...

see previous m9 comment.

Yes, as aircrew, you'll maintain qualification on the M9. The qual frequency depends on your arming group. You'll also carry an M9 on flights in theater. If you fly aircraft capable of flying passengers, you might conceal carry depending on the situation for anti-hijack. I don't know of anyone checking out a rifle and shooting for practice with the air force. It doesn't mean it doesn't happen, though. I'd rather shoot on my own time.

The PA-48 looks pretty bad ass. Now if they could find a way to make the turbine sound like a Merlin, I say buy 'em. The Merlin is definitely the coolest sounding engine ever built.

Vertigo- you should be punished for posting that crap.

she made him walk the plank.

This one time at TIB camp, all their blue sequins and glitter got melted together. They had to find a convertible VW bug to drive to the local Faggots-R-us to replace them. Do you know what a logistical challenge that was?

Nice 1st post USAFPilot. Welcome to the forum.

Saw it before the edit....

2nd rate? Juan wishes. TIB is forced crap entertainment, it barely ranks above the BX shelf check that you've done for the last 42 days.

Juan, Thanks for illustrating the shoe-iness of the Air Force in one post. You have educated many young-uns to the interworkings of a shoe's brain. Because I had to read your post, see your ridiculous picture and the picture of TIB from 1992, 4 kittens will suffer at my hands. It is because of you kittens are punished.

I would have made them pay me. O clubs suck and they continue their downward spiral doing shit like this. It will never be fixed until crewdogs run the Air Force again.

Ewa Sonnet. Happy googling. Edit- with a short search, you can find the entire clip from my avatar.

Okay, I see your point.

Agree to disagree on that one. I find Saint's avatar acceptable.

I hated to see him go. I imagine he'll be a head coach at a major program before too long. He was a classy guy who ran a clean program.

Whatever makes you feel better.....0-9. (i keed, i keed. Don't take it so personal. It's good natured, and what's the point of football if you can't talk about it without someone crying?)

Assumed hotness is dangerous, especially via email. A sexy voice on voicemail or the radio, you can assume hotness and fail. We're gonna need a pic to establish hotness, I believe it's a Baseops rule. That was actually one of my originals, not the usual cut and paste. I can assure you that it's not her.

Yeah, who established said hotness?

Have you been to the Grove on gameday? Talk about talent. Ole Miss has some of the hottest women in the SEC and I believe Playboy even cited that fact in an article. Good scenery makes mediocre football tolerable and shouldn't be missed. Oxford also was also pretty fun for the post game bar scene. I'm just saying, when in Rome.... Can we start making predictions now? 'cause I expect Ole Miss might even end up in ATL in December, if nutt doesn't choke. Florida will beat them in a "closer than expected" game. Florida will end up destroying some weak-ass Big 10 or Big 12 team in the BCS championship. My Auburn Tigers will suprise a team or two and finish 8-4 or 7-5.

If you get a job there, stay away from the WOPR- "the only winning move is not to play."