Hey, there's a thread called "booze talk," The folks reading that thread might not know the dangers of alcohol. Why don't you go preach the evils there too? You know, just to be a consistent douche.
You also might want to stop by the "Gun Talk" thread to tell them the dangers of guns or the "motorcycle thread" to talk about accident mortality rates. Even better, why don't you go to the "De Motivational Poster " thread to talk about how demoralizing to women the pictures are.
I guess what I'm trying to illustrate is you're a giant tool, which should be obvious.
-Capt Obvious