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I just fly shit hot and don't f<ck up. My last 2 checks were as a staff guy with no flying 58 days prior- Warm ups are for p#ssies. It also helps to make sure the evaluator get an assualt after yours- it humbles their ass and I find most of the time they'll suck. This is why also when I'm evaluating- I don't get in the seat.

Karma is a bitch. Sleep with the fishes, dumbasses.

nevermind.

she'll never know! Heck, if she found out, she'd probably be flattered. Now quit making excuses and post a pic of said hot wife.

Standing Board rule- If you claim a hot wife or girlfriend- MUST POST PICS or face lifetime ban.

Dude, you're about to get a iPhone beatdown. There are a ton of iPhone lovers on here. Me- I'm too cheap, I go for the free phone.

Scheduler- "I've got a great deal for you....not a freak on the crew." I've told that one when I was a scheduler, and had it told to me since. Scheduler- "If you take this bad deal for me, I'll hook you up with the next good deal." Trans- "We don't have any U-drives." To the wife or girlfriend- "I wasn't checking her out." The Airman's Creed- "I am an American Airman. I am a Warrior."- yeah, whatever. Can I get a basketball please. "No, those pants don't make you look fat."

Dang- those are some nice guns. I would surrender of my own free will, screw the code.

You're a guy? Shit, I want my money back!

Do you wear pink tank tops and have enormous boobs too?

and the hits just keep on coming..... No wonder the other services laugh at us, we make it so easy.

You are my hero, thanks for encouraging the removal of pictures of hotties. Heaven knows what could have happened.... I didn't get to see the pics- damnit.

Nerf dart guns are fun, my yard is filled with lost darts. I usually come home to 8 or 10 kids in the yard playing nerf guns, getting in the house without taking fire is tough. Another fun play gun- Lazer Tag. We got the kid this for Christmas and I think I have just as much fun playing as the kids. Me and my bro-in-law played for hours. It has pretty good range and is suprisingly accurate. back on topic- CO2 guns- I have an old school CO2 BB pistol that I've had since 1984. It's a 17 shot semi-auto and is a blast in the yard. On a fresh CO2, it's powerful, the power fades after a few dozen shots. EDIT- I didn't mention a 1911 in this post, so I figured I needed to edit and include it.

Your last sentence comes off as dumb. Who cares that you think it comes off as racist? And for the record, I care what color the other naked women are. Heck, I'd like to see the Crayola 64 pack filled with different color naked women. Your racial hypersensitivity is bordering on ridiculous, relax. Don't lose sight of the problem at hand, and that is this thread is useless without a link!

Detroit is a losing business model. They lose thousands per car sold. How do you stop that? Quit selling cars. Do not throw good money chasing bad, you'll only go broke. Cut your losses, painful now or more pain later, your choice. Go to any bank with a business model showing a loss per widget produced and see if you walk out with money. I do not think this is a bailout of the auto industry as much as a UAW bailout. Your company is FAILING take concessions morons! This is another example of unions killing their own industry. Here's my solution: Make the UAW match money from congress with their pension funds. This way UAW will have a stake in the company and will not be the parasite seeking the last drop of blood before the veins run dry. Their pensions and retirement well-being will be tied to the company making money, I would imagine change would come. Just because failure is painful- banking or industry- it doesn't mean we should spend our children's future chasing bad management or business models. Sorry your so close 100LL, that sucks. My bro-in-law is a big hedgefund guy- I heard his horror stories too. Look how much that bailout helped..... Edit- realized this is fairly incoherrent- too much holiday cheer, my apologies.

I'd go with Jive. It's not a dead language.

KBIX a few years back: Driving out the gate by the old NCO club, traffic was backed up to the credit union. I was patiently waiting to leave base when the National Anthem started to play. Traffic slowly pulled forward and I remained still. A gap between my car and the car in front of me developed, 2 car lengths, then 3, and 4. I guess about 5 car lengths was the right amount to piss off the Jackass behind me. He honked his horn during the National Anthem because I didn't pull up 50 feet. My blood started boiling, and traffic kept on creeping forward. The jackass honked again this time a little longer, I guess having 100 feet or more between me and the car infront of me was just more than he could take. I waited to the end of the Anthem and I slung open my car door and briskly walked to the car behind me. The young SSgt eyes got big as I began yellling and pointing at him as I approached his car. I knocked on his window and gently counseled the young NCO on his behavior. I guess when you're blarring crappy rap music in your hoopty, you can't hear the Anthem. I'll bet the SSgt didn't make the same mistake again.

So I finally got my bike- here's a video of me and my new ride. SweetBike

Thanks, that is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. My favorite is when billeting says no room in the inn, you're downtown. You initially think score! Until trans says no U-drives and trans will NOT go downtown, also cabs are not allowed on base. You might ask, "how the hell do we get to the rooms?" To which billeting and trans say, "not our problem." That's always fun....time to wake up the services commander. I wish finance folks had to go on the road with aircrew at least once a quarter with a minimum of 6 stops....then maybe they'd understand, but probably not.

24 hour rule works- i've used it a few times.

Next time, you'll know that it's less painful to shoot 10 approaches to mins, never break out, run out of gas, and crash into a mountain, than to divert to the Deid. We've all learned a valuable lesson here today- there is no Wx bad enough to force you to divert to the silliest place on earth.

The war is old and stale, so now the footprint is ridiculous and everyone must deploy to get promoted. Especially the REMFs, they need a combat finance deployment or combat com, etc..

How the hell could he build the perfect woman if he has never touched a woman? If he does it with the robot- is he still a virgin?

For commissioning, my wife got a pretty cool gift. An antique brass compass in a wooden box. She had a brass plate placed in the lid with the date engraved. It is very cool, and holds deeper meaning than "congratulations." For my winging (went thru Corpus, so it's a winging and not UPT graduation), she got me a citizen navihawk. 9 years later and I still wearing it and I still love it.

M2, Did you start building UAVs? This one looks like you for some reason. M2's Helo